There's not a doubt in my mind that the best part of the Glee Valentine's Day episode last night, "Hearts," was at the very end. No no no, not Santana and Brit's big kiss (!!!). I'm talking about the teaser for next week's episode "On My Way." In it, we see all sorts of goodies, including Rachel wearing a totally preppy wedding gown and veil (!!!) and Sue Sylvester telling Mr. Schue some super life-altering news.

Did ya miss it? Check out the "On My Way" trailer after the jump. Mentally prepare yourself, amigos, because it looks like next week's episode is going to change everything.

Okay, all you Valentine's Day slackers out there! Here's hoping the object of your affection is a Game of Thrones fan, because if he is? You're totally in luck: The most amazing valentine cards I've ever seen are just a click away. (Oh, and if he's not? Why on earth are you with that loser? Dump him immediately!)

Anyway, if Hallmark existed during medieval times, I imagine greeting cards would have looked something like these awesome print-out valentines by genius illustrator Chris Bishop.

Bear in mind, romance was a bit different back then ...

Wow, that was fast. In just the 2nd episode of Smash they made that nail-biting casting decision for the title role of musical, Marilyn. Experienced Broadway veteran Ivy, or fresh ingenue Karen? A lot of people were speculating that it would be a double casting, and that's what I was thinking, too. But wow, Smash surprised me! And now I'm left wondering -- with that big decision made, what will keep viewers returning? And is that really a firm decision, or are we in store for some sort of reversal?

I'm going to stop here before I go on and warn you that the rest of the post contains SPOILERS. So if you haven't seen this episode yet, stop reading here and come back after you've seen it! SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

So, you thought Nicki Minaj's over-the-top performance at the Grammys was a ridiculous spectacle that only buried her talent under crazy costumes and special effects? Yeah ... I'd probably agree with you there. But was it sacrilegious? Eh, I don't think so.

Plenty of people did find the "Roman Reloaded" performance offensive. But I thought it was pretty tame, actually. The Church plays the same role it always does: A moral authority threatened by "evil." What's so controversial about that?

I don't know about you, but I wasn't thrilled with all the love Chris Brown got at the Grammys. It's only been three years since he beat up then-girlfriend Rihanna. But there he was, performing not just once but TWICE, getting more airtime than the Whitney Houston tribute! And then they gave him a standing ovation and a Grammy. What the hell?!?

I don't get it. We're supposed to just move on like that, after only three years? And why are people so ENTHUSIASTIC about forgiving Chris, anyway? It's like they're welcoming back a war hero and not a guy who beat his girlfriend to a pulp.

(Warning: spoilers ahead!) Hey, zombie fans! Can I get a spooky unearthly groan for The Walking Dead being back on? All together now: URRRRRRRNNNNNHHHH.

What's happened so far in season two: Lori's pregnant, Carl got shot but he's all better now, Shane's all haunted and shifty-eyed on account of the fact that he's kind of a psycho, and Hershel's barn turned out to be secretly crammed full of zombies—which is now public info because at the end of the mid-season finale, Shane broke into the barn (psycho!) and all the walkers poured out, including Carol's long-lost daughter, thus putting a much-needed headshot in that whole Where in the World Is Sophia? ♫ storyline.

Tonight we began the six-episode second half of the season, and I've been tentatively hopeful it would be better than the first half (smell ya later, Sophia!). Let's see where things went:

It's about time that someone asked actor Nicolas Cage about this whole being a vampire business, because for the last five agonizing months, the world has been dying to know the truth behind this freaky Civil War photo. And who better to get to the bottom of the rumor than David Letterman. Nicolas Cage appeared as a guest on The Late Show last night, and in a futile effort to try to get the 48-year-old actor to lighten up even a little, Letterman whipped out a blow-up of the famous photo, supposedly of an ageless Cage, that appeared for sale on eBay back in September. Well, let me say this interview finally put one of life's greatest mysteries to rest and confirmed without a doubt one thing we all need to know about Nicolas Cage.

Anyone who's ever written off Chelsea Handler as just another "bad girl" really needs to watch the comedienne's recent chat with Rosie O'Donnell. So what if she has a mouth like a truck driver and isn't afraid to write or talk about things that would make Howard Stern blush? (As if those were bad traits.)

Not only is Handler more honest than the average celebrity, she's more honest than the average human being. She's candid enough to share experiences and feelings with the world that most people have a hard time sharing with friends and family.

And she's brave enough to stand strong against the inevitable backlash to follow ...