This week on Big Tips Texas, things got really real. I'm not talking about further fisticuffs between broads wearing short-shorts and bikini-tops (although, to be fair, that totally happened). No, no -- this was television drama-level realness. Jillian, my resident favorite for having mastered sweetness AND a smoky eye, found some lumps in her breasts and had to go see the doctor rule out breast cancer. That's right, Big Tips Texas: Cancer Edition.
The alternate storyline this week isn't anything new to regular viewers (hey you two). Everybody is still reeling from the pool party brawl that went down last week. At the behest of her balding boss/boyfriend Tinker, Typhani did her darndest to bring Mimi the she-devil and passive-aggressive pot-stirrer Sabrina back together. This involved a lecture in the corporate office, followed by a heart-to-heart over a game of giant Jenga. AMERICA!