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    Besides the fact that it airs at noon on Sundays, when no one is watching television, that is ... Seriously, folks, why aren't more of us watching The Real Housewives of Melbourne? It's head and shoulders better than Ladies of London, which got a prime time slot. In today's exclusive video below, I cover episodes 4 and 5, and if you haven't heard, the franchise has been renewed for a second season, so you should get into it now.

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    You had to see it to believe it. Finally, for Married at First Sight viewers, a little insight to what makes Vaughn Copeland and Monet Bell tick. Is it too late to save their marriage? In today's exclusive episode below, I discuss whom I think will stay together and whether any couples will divorce ... as well as how the television aspect comes into play and how that alone may affect the outcome. Also today, part 1 of the season 9 Real Housewives of Orange County reunion. Hoo boy!

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    Tonight on Below Deck, the truth was revealed! And by 'truth' I mean 'things we all knew were true but reserve the right to be furious about anyway.' Andrew Sturby admitted to Captain Lee that he lied on his resume. It turns out the dude has ZERO BOAT EXPERIENCE. The entire at-home viewing audience bellowed "DUH" at this revelation. Clearly Andrew is incompetent and has been from day one.

    The real shock of the episode came when Captain "Plane Ticket Home" Lee ... didn't send Andrew home! He let the dude stay on! His punishment? He had to share the truth of his lies (True Lies, good movie, maybe Andrew should remake it -- no, never mind that is a terrible idea) with his fellow crewmates. LAME. LAME! That is not a punishment, it's just a surefire way to infuriate the people he works with, who already don't like him very much to begin with! 

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    It's only part one of The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion, and already things are heating up. Vicki Gunvalson totally admitted to having a crush on Shannon Beador's husband David Beador! Well, with those captivating blue eyes, who can blame her?! Still, this giddy school-girl moment was a rarity. For most of the episode, things were pretty damn tense. I kept staring at the screen yelling, "I'm nervous," as though this would make things easier to handle. It did not. 

    I wish we had spent more time this episode sharing fun reveals. Everyone on the couches tonight talked about David being a harmless flirt like it was common knowledge, when in fact it was anything but. I was all, "Whaaaaat?" It was kind of a delightful revelation to know that the mostly serious dude we'd been presented with has such a soft (and presumably sexy) other side to his personality. Nice job hooking that one, Shannon! 

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    "Are you just winging it, or do you have a plan here?" I have to wonder if Pam's question to Eric during the series finale of True Blood was a tongue-in-cheek reference to the kind of criticism the show has received in its crazier of crazy moments (hmm, Lilith?). In the end, though, show-runner Bill Buckner had a clear plan: To bring it all back to Sookie and Bill. And, well, if you watched this show for its outlandish characters, sex, and bloody action, this was not the finale for you. If you watched because you enjoyed Sookie and Bill's relationship --- and the way it served as a heterosexual metaphor for the gay rights movement -- then it was the romantic and melancholy ending you craved.

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    It wasn't me who said it -- I'm just repeating it! LOL. Seriously, I had dropped Bravo's Extreme Guide to Parenting after episode 1 because it horrified me so much, but it's back on The Real Deal by request. Also today, Don't Be TardyLeAnn & Eddie and some juicy naked gossip. Dating Naked, that is.

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    If you're a betting person, I think it's time to start an office pool about which couples on the radical experiment Married at First Sight will make it. Will it be Jamie Otis and Doug HehnerCortney Hendrix and Jason Carrion? Will Monet Bell and Vaughn Copeland surprise us and turn their relationship around? In today's exclusive show below, I break down episode 7: "Social Life."

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    It's episode 2 of the second season of Bravo's summer hit Below Deck and the drama is already brewing! Let's look at the roster: We've got Kat Held and Amy Johnson's mysterious beef, Kelley Johnson and Jennice Ontiveros's burgeoning shared-crush, and chef Ben "Hair Gel McBritish" Robinson one late-night cookie request away from snapping utterly. It's hard to pick one stand-out moment because I'll be real, the whole episode was pretty killer.

    But don't worry, I managed to do it. The shocking final moments of this week's episode that really took the cake ... and drove it to the emergency room? That analogy got away from me. After receiving a generous tip (15 large, son!) from their wealthy charter guests, the crew goes to shore to enjoy some genial debauchery. Everything is going just fine until Kelley, playfully swinging on a rope swing, flipped over and cracked his dome! At the episode's end, his eyes were open but he was totally non-responsive, yikes! 

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    Me oh my. On the Season 9 Finale of The Real Housewives of Orange County, some words were had. Angry words, words requiring some to grab a thesaurus...lots and LOTS of words. In today's exclusive episode below, I break down what I saw behind-the-scenes as well as Terry Dubrow versus David Beador. And Heather, Shannon and Tamra. Also, Episode 3 of Jersey Belle and just WHAT makes this show different.

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    Ugh! The season finale of The Real Housewives of Orange County was frustrating! The women came back from Bali with so much unresolved beef. I hoped that Vicki's post-Bali bash would be the perfect opportunity for everyone to hash stuff out and identify the REAL enemy (Tamra Judge). Sadly that didn't happen. Instead the women are more divided than ever. The real drama of the episode came when Terry Dubrow (of all people) called David Beador a penis. That happened. 

    Yes, it was the penis-calling heard 'round the world. For anyone wondering what keeps Terry and Heather Dubrow together, the answer is this: Neither party is capable of accepting an apology and moving on. We've seen it with Shannon Beador trying time and time to make things right with Heather, and now we're seeing with their spouses. Oh mama, PLEASE. Don't they realize how petty it makes them look when they don't accept apologies like grown-ups? Barf. 

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