When I first saw the link proclaiming Bradley Cooper says he didn’t even WANT the Oscar , I thought, Ha yeah, sure you didn't! Very funny, Mr. Blue Eyes Cooper or should I say Mr. Sour Grapes?!

But then, I read the actual quotes from his interview with British GQ (out this month), and you know what? I totally believe him.

Two years ago, Cooper lost his father to lung cancer, and apparently, it totally changed the actor's life.

Usually I'm annoyed at how pouty and slouchy Kristen Stewart acts in her public appearances. I mean, no one begged her to be a movie star, you know? Millions of girls would gladly put up with the paparazzi and the designer gowns (!!!) and the Robert Pattinson kisses to be in her place. Would it kill her to smile and stand up straight?

But on Oscars night, I actually sympathized with her. Twilight is pretty much over, apparently she just lost her boyfriend, she's had a rough year, and to top it all off, she couldn't walk! Can you imagine navigating that red carpet with crutches in that long dress? A source told HollywoodLife that KStew was "mortified" and close to tears the entire night. Poor thing -- couldn't she find a friend's arm to lean on that night?

An Iranian news outlet is unhappy with Michelle Obama's Oscars appearance, but unlike me, they're not questioning why she was there in the first place, and are instead displeased with her dress. FLOTUS wore a gorgeous silver Naeem Khan design Sunday night, but when pictures reached the Muslim masses, Michelle Obama's image had been altered.

It's like one of those photo hunt games in bars that usually involve naked pictures behind sticky screens. Can you spot the difference in the pic above?

If you normally think Anne Hathaway is annoying as all get out, but found her marginally less obnoxious during her Best Supporting Actress acceptance speech last Sunday, that was no mistake. A source tells Us Weekly that Hathaway practiced her Oscar speech "a lot" to try and be more likable this time around, because she's tired of being criticized for her corny, insincere awards show speeches.

Let me clarify: those aren't my words. I like Anne Hathaway, but there's definitely something about her that rubs the public the wrong way. Despite her enormously successful awards season run, she's racked up a stunning amount of backlash -- so much so that she admits, "It does get to me."

Oh how I love the Oscars! My favorite part is the pre-show red carpet, especially during those years when the celebs get really wild, bold or weird (remember Bjork’s swan dress?). Last night there were tons of gorgeous gowns, but nothing really surprising, except when I heard Helen Hunt tell Ryan Seacrest who designed her dress ... H&M!

Say wha? Seacrest looked pretty astonished too, and Hunt laughed, "Isn't that sexy?" Well, yes, yes it is Helen! Affordable fashion is always sexy, right ladeez? Hmm -- hold that “affordable” thought...  

Remember that funny (or not) moment at the Oscars when Seth MacFarlane's teddy bear alter ego, Ted, was harassing Mark Wahlberg to tell him where the after-show "orgy" was going to be held? And Mark kept saying, "I don't know what you're talking about," but then finally 'fessed up that it would be at Jack Nicholson's house? I mean, where else would it be? Well, it looks like Jack picked out his intended partner for this (imaginary, I'm suuuuure) debauchery. And it was none other than freshly-minted Best Actress winner Jennifer Lawrence. Which totally thrilled her creeped her out.

After Jennifer Lawrence snagged the Oscar for Best Actress, all we could talk about was her huge "whoops!" moment, falling as she made her way up to the stage. But she hoped to turn our attention back to something truly important -- the main aim of Silver Linings Playbook.

Turns out, JLaw doesn't see her win as a strictly personal victory at all. Instead, she hoped that it'll help champion the effort to help the mentally ill. People like the film's main character, played by Bradley Cooper, who has bipolar disorder.

Did you hear? A bathroom flooded during the Oscars! A water pipe in a second-floor women's restroom in the Dolby Theater exploded less than 45 minutes before the broadcast started and sent water seeping into the lobby. Custodial staff reportedly fought back against the waters with three wet vacs.

Goodness, what could have triggered such a disaster right before the Oscars? When a bathroom floods at the Oscars, bad Seth MacFarlane flu jokes come to mind. But I have some theories of my own! Here's what I think could have caused the Great Oscar Flood of 2013