Okay, maybe Kristen Stewart isn't THE most beautiful woman in the world. But KStew did make it on People's Most Beautiful list. Quite an accomplishment considering Kristen goes out of her way to look as unglamorous as possible in public. She's more likely to be seen skulking around in sneakers, jeans, and a hoodie than in chic designer sheaths or body-conscious "look at me I work out" gym clothes.

And I love what she says in her interview. The magazine asks about her awkward, introverted public persona. And she totally owns it! "I’m a naturally pretty shy person, which I’m cool with now. I used to think it was this affliction I had to overcome."

The Walking Dead was originally a monthly black-and-white comic book series, and it's now a wildly popular TV show on AMC. It's also spawned two novels, two video games, a board game, a number of action figures, two different wristwatch designs, a quarterly magazine, a soundtrack, beer steins, lighters, various t-shirts and other apparel, posters, dog tags, a companion book, a calendar, trading cards, official Halloween costumes, bobble head dolls, and probably a million other pieces of merchandise. Is it any wonder a Walking Dead movie may be in the works?

Rumors have been swirling that discussions about a film adaptation of The Walking Dead are underway. While it's unlikely such a project would hit the big screen any time soon, the working theory is that the TV series may eventually come to a bloody conclusion ... via an hour and a half feature film.

Two words: YES PLEASE.

Remember those photos of Kristen Stewart getting into a car with some guy who looks like Rupert Sanders? And it was a black Acura just like the one Rupert owns? And then Tuesday Robert Pattinson returned to LA from New York wearing his tell-tale Mad Face? And we're all, ruh roh! Because now it's time to speculate that Rob caught Kristen cheating again and flew back early to confront her, obviously. Remember that? Well, now forget it.

False alarm, everybody. False alarm. That was so NOT! Rupert Sanders behind the wheel of the car, you guys. That was just the valet, who happens to look like Rupert, and the car belongs to a friend of Kristen's -- or so say Kristen's friends. What is it with you gossipmongers, always assuming the worst of our poor beleaguered KStew?

How does a guy show his lady he truly loves her? Let me count the ways: Bringing her flowers, holding her hair while she vomits, telling her that dress makes her look incredible not fat, and taking dance lessons with her. And look who's doing that! Apparently Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are taking dance classes together -- her idea, of course.

A source says, "Rob is the first to admit he's a terrible dancer." Kristen has been badgering him to step up his moves for ages, and he's finally agreed. "The pair have already had a couple of lessons with a private instructor and have been practising their moves at Kristen’s mum’s house in Malibu, California, where they are currently staying." Aww! Wait -- they're staying at her mother's house?

It sure was exciting when Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted at Coachella holding hands. But you know what? That was not the most exciting Robsten/Coachella moment. And we are SO not finished stalking Rob and Kristen (via tabloids) at Coachella. Nor are we finished pouring over every last photo of Rob and Kristen in order to divine the exact mood and status of their alleged relationship. Not by a long shot.

Fans, I give you: Robert Pattinson Puts His Hand on Kristen Stewart's Ass. Yes, that happened. And fortunately for us all, someone with a smartphone was there to capture it. Now let's discuss in detail what this all means.

Oh my God, the news today from Boston has been so horrible, I'm ready for any happy news at all, even if it's just silly news about Robsten. And for once, I'm not going to put on my sour face and be skeptical about these two. According to sources, Robert Pattinson wants to shack up with Kristen Stewart again. The family -- back together again! (Only without Taylor. Sorry, Taylor.) 

And he's not just inviting Kristen to bring over her favorite pillow and giving her a special drawer to keep her underwear and hairbrush. No. He's talking real estate. "Rob has taken a giant leap by officially suggesting they buy a love nest together," says the source. OMG, buying a house together?!?

At last we have scoop on Kristen Stewart's 23rd birthday party. Finally! Jeebus, I can go to the bathroom now. I've been glued to my screen for days, hitting the refresh button on all my favorite tabloid sites, waiting for photos and details. What took everyone so long?

So here's how KStew rang in her birthday. First of all, of course Robert Pattinson was there with her. You can see loads of pics of KStew's party night at the Daily Mail. So were about 40 of her best pals, including CJ Romero and Scout Taylor-Compton. They all had dinner at LA restaurant Malo Cantina Suavecita in Silverlake. No word yet on what exactly they ordered.

You know Robert Pattinson is handsome. I know Robert Pattinson is handsome. I thought the whole entire world knew Robert Pattinson is handsome. But to his co-star in The Rover, Robert Pattinson's legendary handsomeness was a revelation. Australian actor Guy Pearce cannot stop talking about Rob's "beautiful" face. DID NO ONE WARN GUY PEARCE ABOUT ROB'S UNEARTHLY BEAUTIFUL FACE?!? He says he was "entranced," even when Rob was made up to be ugly.

Oh, hey, Rob isn't just a pretty face. Guy praises his acting chops, too. But mostly he just can't get over Rob's glowing beauty.