After the seemingly endless buzz about Fifty Shades of Grey, the dirty book, it seems the topic everyone's talking about these days is Fifty Shades of Grey, the dirty movie. Who will play Anastasia Steele? Who will play Christian Grey? Is there any way Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will be in it OMFG Twilight-gasm!

I'm guessing Universal is scrambling to get the movie underway, since it makes sense to strike while the nation's collective loins iron's hot, but the reality is we're at least a year from clapping eyes on the film adaptation, right? Well, while we all wait to see if the cinema version of Fifty Shades lives up to our blushing, sweaty expectations, why not revisit some of the most memorable erotic scenes from movies you can go out and rent—like, TONIGHT?

Ready for the list? Fair warning, I've included steamy NSFW video where I could (sadly, YouTube's age restrictions wouldn't let me embed every clip), so put the kids to bed, turn up the AC, and enjoy:

You guys! Have you heard the latest about the Hunger Games sequel Catching Fire? Word on the street is that Lionsgate wants a certain young star for the red-hot role of Finnick Odair—a certain sparkling young star, if you will. That's right, I'm talking about Robert Pattinson! R-PATTZ IN THE HUNGER GAMES IT'S LIKE ALL THE SWEATY YOUNG ADULT FANFICS JUST CAME TRUE OMG!!!

Well, except for the part about how it's not really going to happen. Pattinson himself debunked this rumor, and although some fans may be disappointed to hear he won't be playing the part, his reaction to the bad intel was pretty damn funny.

Even though it's probably been quite a while since you had a childhood crush, I'm certain Moonrise Kingdom will have no trouble bringing back those first love memories for many -- and this time with a wonderfully quirky Wes Anderson twist!

Anderson's latest takes place on an island off the coast of New England in 1965. Sam and Suzy, two wise-beyond-their-years 12-year-olds, fall in love and decide to run away together. But while a hurricane is set to hit the island any moment, authorities (including sheriff Bruce Willis) struggle to find them and bring them back to safety.

Sounds like a sweet and special treat for Wes Anderson fans, but does it deliver? Check out the movie reviews and trailer here:

Well I never! Did you know that our chaste little Bella (AKA Kristen Stewart) has gone and given not one, but TWO men hand jobs in her newest movie, On the Road? Scandalous! "How will parents who took their daughters to see the Twilightmovies explain this?" scolds conservative media critic Dan Gainor. His readers wring their hands in agony, horrified at the prospect of exposing their innocent children to the horrors of naughty handshakes.

Congratulations, Kristen! You're are a growed-up woman actor now. You know you've made it when you start scaring the pants off conservative groups. But what about Kristen's Twi-hard fans? Can they bear to see their KStew in a threesome?

The Twilight Saga will officially come to an end with the release of Breaking Dawn: Part 2 in November, and it's already hard to imagine never seeing Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart together on-screen as Edward & Bella after that. Their love story is just so eternal and their characters are going to be impossible to forget. And Robert Pattinson knows this all too well -- because he's totally over being known as Edward Cullen.

In a new interview, he even admits to being afraid of being typecast in that character for the rest of his career. And it's understandable that he's ready to move on and separate himself from the Twilight Saga for good. But the truth is, he's never going to fully shake his vampire persona. Nope. Whether he likes it or not -- he's going to be living in Edward Cullen's shadow for the rest of his life. (Wait a minute -- do vampires even have shadows?)

The Transformers movie franchise has been insanely popular, but it's also racked up some record-breaking production expenses. The third film, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, reportedly clocked up a jaw-dropping $195 million in production costs, with Michael Bay admitting that he spent an additional $30 million just for the 3-D effects.

It turns out that the studio has yet another enormous bill to pay for that particular movie, because Paramount has just settled an $18.5 million lawsuit for an accident that occurred on set in 2010. It sounds like just another incomprehensible number—$18.5 million?—but when you read about what actually happened, it's obvious no amount of money can really make the situation better for 26-year-old stunt driver Gabriela Cedillo.

It's a matter of days until Snow White & the Huntsman arrives in theaters, and the hype is surely building. Of course, we know Kristen Stewart has taken on roles other than Bella Swan before, so it's not exactly a first. But still, seeing her as a revolutionary Snow White will be an interesting change of pace! Add in not one but two sexy leading men Chris Hemsworth as Huntsman Eric and Sam Claflin as Prince William -- and the always magnetic Charlize Theron as the ruthless Queen Ravenna, and the cast alone seems like reason enough to want to check out the special effects-packed fairy tale.

If you're itching for more than just the spectacular trailer, you're in luck. We got our hands on an exclusive debut of a sneak peek featurette called "Honorable Prince," in which Sam Claflin speaks to the Prince's relationship with KStew's Snow White ...

Remakes and books made into movies aren't typically high on my list of favorite films. The upcoming version of The Great Gatsby directed by Baz Luhrmann, however, is both, but I can't wait to see it -- especially after seeing the trailer that was just released.

In short, it looks AMAZING. Leonardo DiCaprio plays Jay Gatsby; Carey Mulligan plays Daisy Buchanan; and Tobey Maguire is Nick Carraway. The cast alone is incredible, but then you add in the music (Kanye West and Jay-Z and U2 might seem odd choices, but they work), the costumes, and the whole feel of the era, and the book appears to be coming to life -- albeit with a definite twist. See for yourself after the jump.