I like to think there's hope for humanity, I really do. But in my line of work, I'll be honest -- some days, it's tough to keep that hope alive. This, my friends, is one of those days, thanks to Doug Hutchison's 19-year-old ex-wife, Courtney Stodden. The, um, aspiring model (?) has been a cause for concern ever since she stepped into the spotlight, marrying a (CREEPY CREEPY OH HOW CREEPY) man over 30 years her senior and undergoing extreme plastic surgery procedures before she was even done growing, but her recent appearance on Bethenny Frankel's new talk show might be her most worrisome move yet. On the one hand, Stodden says she's NOT considering a future in porn, despite some super lucrative offers, so that's good news ... on the other, larger, and more disturbing hand, she won't be writing a tell-all book either because apparently she "doesn't read or write."