It's true, you know. You don't just marry the man, you marry the whole family. So what happens when said family doesn't think you're the right choice? Just ask Miley Cyrus. Word is, Liam Hemsworth's brothers Chris and Luke staged an intervention to end his engagement.

Miley Cyrus has a new honor to add to her resume. The former Disney star is now a bona fide sex symbol. Miley was just named #1 on Maxim's Hot list. Needless to say, she's over the moon about the honor, even tweeting the news to fans before the magazine had a chance to announce it. Last year's top spot went to model Bar Refaeli and Miley ranked 68th back then. Wanna know how she made such a huge jump?

Miley Cyrus can't stop, won't stop. Won't stop, can't stop. The leggy 20-year-old loves her some short shorts. Before this latest display of barely-there shorts, Miley has been photographed many times showing off her butt-cleavage, so I think it's safe to say that this fad of hers is here to stay.

It's how she'll up the ante each time, though, that'll keep us clicking. I mean, guessing. Same thing.

You guys, I'm really sorry, but I have some terrible news about Miley Cyrus. No, it's not that she's officially broken off her engagement to Liam Hemsworth -- despite what Snoop Dogg/Lion might have recently hinted at in a blatant attempt to promote their weed-fueled musical collaboration out of concern for his friend -- it's that ... well, there's no easy way to say this, but apparently Miley Cyrus isn't going to tweet any more pictures of her dogs. Because the world no longer deserves the privilege.

You're probably thinking that without the incredible honor of seeing Miley Cyrus's dogs in all their grainy, Instagram-filtered glory, there's no reason to go on living. Who would blame you? This is a truly devastating announcement, and we're just going to have to support each other in this time of national mourning.

I'm not sure how or when it happened, but somehow, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's rocky engagement has become one of our national obsessions. Will they, or won't they? Should they? (Probably not.) One week they're on, the next, they're off. Regardless of what's true and what's false, one thing's for sure -- there is most definitely trouble in paradise, and it may be more fatal to these crazy kids' relationship than we know.

After rapper Snoop Lion, who has been collaborating with Miley on her new album, and Billy Ray made remarks about how they doubt the "I do"s will ever take place, new sources are popping up to note that there's not even a question: The wedding is never ever happening. To quote Miley's one-time BFF, Taylor, "Like, ever."

I don't know much, but if there's one thing I know to be true, it's this: When Snoop Dogg talks, you listen. Dude don't waste his breath, y'know what I'm sayin'? He said so himself: "I tell the truth. And I know what I'm talkin' about. That's why I'm a threat." Word. So if any celeb gossip can be trusted, it's gotta be gossip that comes from the Oracle of Dawg. In which case Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth really ARE splitsville.

Snoop Dogg dishing on Miley's love life, whaaaa? I know. Allow me to explain. See, Snoop and Miley just recorded a song together called "Ashtrays and Heartbreak" (best song title ever?), and apparently the rapper and the pop star or whatever she is got pretty tight in the studio. No, not like that!! Although that would be the ultimate hook-up. Tight enough for Miley to give Snoop the scoop (sorry, sorry) on her relationship, is the point.

Miley Cyrus is a pioneer. She doesn't care about social norms and so-called decorum. The 20-year-old pop star could give two shakes of a unicorn's tail what you do or don't think about her, and she certainly doesn't give a shit if you see her ass -- Miley Cyrus' butt-cheeks have been caught peeking out from her shorts for the second time in recent memory. Girl loves her some butt-cleavage, and it looks like this brave new style is here to stay, folks.

Pixie cut extraordinaire Miley Cyrus was seen without her engagement ring on recently, so naturally, she and Liam Hemsworth hate each other's guts and have broken up. Just kidding. Maybe. There are rumors that the two are having problems and have postponed their upcoming nuptials, but -- sometimes you just don't feel like wearing your engagement ring. Simple as that.