Lauren Conrad is absolutely gorgeous, which is why it's pretty shocking to hear that she's afraid to be seen in a bathing suit in her hometown of L.A. If I looked like her, I'd run around in a bikini like it was my job! But I guess even someone as stunning as Lauren isn't exempt from feeling the pressures to look perfect out there in the land of beautiful people.

It must not be very visible to the naked eye, but Conrad insists she has cellulite and says that having someone zoom in on it and take a photo of her is what prompted her swimsuit wearing fears. Take a look at Lauren's sexy topless photo on the cover of the new issue of Glamour magazine. Does she look really like someone who needs to worry about wearing a bathing suit?

Hey, remember Octomom? Sure you do: lady named Nadya Suleman, long dark hair, has kind of a lot of kids? As you might guess, Suleman has endured some financial difficulties since birthing all forty jillion 14 of her children, and she even went on Oprah a while back to chat with famed money guru Suze Orman.

At the time, Orman suggested cutting back on certain luxuries like, say, the $8,000 (!!!) Suleman had spent on toys the previous Christmas, but whatever life changes Suleman may have made since then apparently haven't been enough to pay the bills—because she finally took an offer to pose nude for a magazine.

Well, nude enough, anyway. Aside from the two strategically-placed hands and a pair of flesh-toned panties, she certainly shows a LOT of skin in the British magazine Closer.

Well, I guess it was bound to happen at some point. Every party has a pooper, and one grocery store in Arizona is trying to rain on Jessica Simpson's pregnancy parade by censoring the Elle magazine cover where she showed off her nude baby bump.

The store in question (a Safeway in Tucson) placed a piece of cardboard over Jess's image because customers complained about the image. Good grief. It's a photo of woman who's with child for crying out loud -- not a naked girl licking her lips who's pictured with whips, chains, and leather boots.

The fact that The National Enquirer put Whitney Houston's casket photo on their cover in the days after her funeral isn't a big shock -- however, it is a huge slap in the face to her fans who are still mourning her.

And considering that The National Enquirer can be found in pretty much every single check-out line of every single grocery store in America, it's pretty hard to avoid seeing the photo of Whitney lying in her casket if it is something you really have no interest in viewing. I mean -- how many times have you found your eyes being drawn to whatever nutty story was on the cover of The Enquirer while waiting for your turn to buy eggs and milk?

Odds are very good that most die-hard Whitney Houston fans would much rather remember her as a vibrant woman on stage who was full of life instead of having their last image of her be a picture of her lying in her coffin.

You know how everyone keeps saying that "40 is the new 30"? Some would roll their eyes at that, but Private Practice star Kate Walsh pretty much proved it by posing nude on the cover of Shape. Can you say va-va-va-voom? At 44 years young, Kate gives most 30-somethings (and 20-somethings too, for that matter) a run for their money with this shot!

The magazine's March cover really doesn't leave too much to the imagination, and Kate even admitted that she was a bit nervous about posing in the buff. But she also seemed to realize she is doing other women in their 40s a service by proving that age is only a number and inspiring them to be confident and happy in their own skin.

We've been seeing a helluva lot of Adele lately. Hey, I'm not gonna complain. I'll watch her set fire to the rain any day. It seems, though, that French tabloid Public wants us all to see, erm, a bit more, and then some. The tabloid published photos from an alleged sex tape featuring Adele and her ex-boyfriend. You know, the one that she sings about in every single one of her songs? That one. 

Not to worry: Adele has already hired a super stellar law firm over in the U.K. and is well on her way to slapping the tabloid with a lawsuit and getting all "Oh no you DIDN'T" on their behinds.

Can you even imagine how scandalous this could be? Adele, one of today's BIGGEST stars, getting down and dirty!? And there are PHOTOS?!

But really. If you're a REAL Adele fan, then the truth about this sex tape is clear.

Have you seen Kate Upton's sexy new Sports Illustrated cover? Wow. That girl certainly is a looker. But may I emphasize the word "girl." Kate may be smokin' hot and have a body that we all envy, but it's important to note that she is only 19 years old, which should make all of us 30- and 40-somethings feel a whole lot better about the fact that we may have seen the last of our bikini days. (She'll get hers a few years down the road after a couple of kids. Don't worry).

Let's be honest -- after jobs, marriages, pregnancies, and stretch marks, not to mention the toll trying to keep up with the kids takes on your body, landing on the cover of a magazine wearing a piece of clothing about the size of a handkerchief isn't a look that most of us will be striving for anytime soon.

But getting Upton's super hot look doesn't have to mean stripping down to your skivvies. There's actually an easy way to re-create her style -- when she's more covered up, that is!

Fantastic news, Lindsay Lohan fans! (All … two of you!) According to wealthy businessman Hugh Hefner, who I'm sure is remarkably lucid and capable of tying his own robe and summoning a wrinkly boner with a little pharmaceutical assistance, the December/January issue of Playboy is not only breaking sales records—it's going to go down in history as the moment when Lindsay turned her entire life around.

While it may seem that Lindsay is up to her old tricks (lounging around partying in Hawaii with $10,000 in her purse, just in case an opportunity to purchase a massive rock of cocaine some souvenirs came up), according to Hef we're missing the big picture. The picture of her naked hooters, that is, which signifies her big career comeback.

Yep, she should be rocketing back to the top of her game any minute now. After all, if an 85-year-old lad-mag publisher said it, it must be true.