When I first saw the link proclaiming Bradley Cooper says he didn’t even WANT the Oscar , I thought, Ha yeah, sure you didn't! Very funny, Mr. Blue Eyes Cooper or should I say Mr. Sour Grapes?!

But then, I read the actual quotes from his interview with British GQ (out this month), and you know what? I totally believe him.

Two years ago, Cooper lost his father to lung cancer, and apparently, it totally changed the actor's life.

No debate, Kate Upton is a sex symbol. Yeah, we may question why exactly she landed the coveted cover spot of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue for the second year in a row, but the girl's got a rockin' bod. The model's personal trainer, David Kirsch, recently opened up to People to reveal how Kate gets in shape, and let me tell you -- it is absolutely nuts. Beyond nuts. I'm dizzy just thinking about it ... nuts.

Leading up to her Sports Illustrated shoot, the girl did a seven-day cleanse, multiple times in a row.

That's only the beginning.

I try not to snark on every celebrity I write about here at The Stir, but I admit I haven't missed many opportunities to rip on Ashton Kutcher. It's just -- I really don't like the guy. I think he's a crappy actor who only clawed his way out of MTV-trucker-hat-level fame by attaching himself to Demi Moore's toned A-lister rear end. And then he humiliated her by splashing his philandering douchebucket ways all over the tabloids. And then he somehow scored that Two and a Half Men gig where he gets paid, like, the equivalent of the U.S. national debt for each episode. UGH.

However, I might dislike him a tiny bit less now that he's publicly confessed something we all knew, but assumed he never admitted to himself: Ashton Kutcher's movies are reeking piles of cinematic garbage. 

And the Oscar goes to … whichever talented actor played the most “interesting” role that year. Not the badass that takes out villains without remorse, but instead with a colorful “yippee kay-ay, mother f***er!” But even without an Oscar, Bruce Willis still wins in my book.

The A list actor recently chatted with GQ for an interview in their March issue. Although he’s won a Golden Globe and two Emmys, he’s never been nominated for an Academy Award -- despite his successful 30-year career. He told the magazine, “'You don't get an Oscar for comedy, and you don't get it for shooting people … You get it for novelty, for being fascinating to watch in some character role.”

We all fight weight gain as we get older -- even country music stars. A few years ago, Tim McGraw had packed on the pounds, but then he kicked his butt into gear and got back into shape. His toned, shirtless body is in the new issue of PEOPLE, where you’ll be able to ogle his eight-pack abs. Yes, I said eight-pack.

Tim says that he decided to get healthy for his career and his family. In an interview, he said:

No one wants to grow up to be a rock star to sing the same song over and over again in a studio ... the reason you want to do this is to be in front of thousands of people, playing that guitar and doing what you love. And when I'm on stage, I want to feel good.

Although Hollywood is busting at the seams right now with plenty of up and coming, talented young actresses -- Jennifer Lawrence, Lena Dunham, Shailene Woodley, etc. -- Emma Stone is a standout. I wouldn't even categorize her in the "rising star" category anymore, actually ... With the success of recent flicks Easy A and Crazy, Stupid, Love, The Amazing Spiderman, and the fact that she got to co-star with Ryan Gosling again in The Gangster Squad, Emma's more like a rising America's sweetheart. But it's that "good girl" rep some may believe she's hoping to shed by appearing on the February cover of W Magazine sporting just-had-sex hair, a black strapless bra and a black leather jacket pulled down around her arms.

Oh noes! Does this uber-sexy photo mean Emma Stone's trying to go for a raunchier image? And/or maybe she's vying to play Anastasia Steele in Fifty Shades of Grey! With Ryan Gosling as Christian?!

We're all notorious for being our own worst critics when it comes to our appearances, and apparently celebrities are no exception. According to Page Six, Jennifer Lopez is upset about her new People cover, because she and her team think she looks "old and haggard" in the photo that was used.

And if that description isn't bad enough, supposedly friends also compared J Lo. to 70-year-old designer Betsey Johnson -- all because of her hair (in particular the straight style and bangs.)

Of course, Jennifer's team insists they are "very pleased" with the way the cover turned out, or at least that's what they told Page Six when they reached out to them. (But honestly, what the heck else would you expect them to say? It's People, for crying out loud.)

While most of the celebs who landed a spot on GQ's 100 Sexiest Women of the 21st Century list will be pretty flattered to have made the cut, a few may wind up being more than a little bit offended.

Hold on, let me explain. You see, GQ broke the list of sexy ladies down into categories -- such as "Miss Millennium, a.k.a. the Sexiest Woman of Our Time" (Beyonce), "Hottest Scene in a Movie" (Katie Holmes), "Spousal Hot" (Michelle Obama), and "The Second Hottest Woman of Every Year" (Jennifer Aniston) -- but there were also a few other choice distinctions that probably should've been left off the list altogether.

Like the ones that have to deal with ethnicity, for example.