I've always felt like David Letterman is a dude I could totally hang with, you know? The word "simpatico" comes to mind. Anyway, after watching his interview with Lindsay Lohan last night, I'm convinced Dave and I could be buds -- because while he poked plenty of fun at her, um, colorful track record and upcoming stint in rehab ("You know I routinely make jokes about you and your activities, true and otherwise, right? You are aware of that?"), he made one thing perfectly clear: David Letterman is rooting for Lindsay Lohan. He believes in her. And the truth is, I do too. Especially after the way she handled herself on the Late Show.

Oh man, did Lindsay Lohan ever get trashed! I'm talking TRASHED, people -- not just the usual stumbling, gypsy-punching, car-crashing kind of trashed. I'm talking full-on garbage trashed. No, no, the star hasn't resorted to rummaging through dumpsters for food -- she's the subject of artist Jason Mecier's latest trash portrait. By which I mean a portrait made entirely of trash. Rubbish, you say? Not at all: Mecier is known for his celebrity trash portraits, which actually bear a remarkable resemblence to the celebs; among them, Honey Boo Boo, Amy Winehouse, RuPaul, even President Obama. The trash he chose for LiLo's portrait is especially meaningful: Make-up, jewellery, sunglasses, credit cards, cell phones, booze bottles, handcuffs, Visine, prescription bottles, Lindsay's CDs and DVDs, 2 collectable Mean Girls nail files, 4 ant traps, Monistat 7, 8 Q-Tips, 13 bullet shells, 1 tampon and 29 cigarette butts. 

Really, you have to see this work of art to believe it ...

Last night Lindsay Lohan tweeted out a surprise pregnancy announcement to all her fans and followers. Her tweet read:

"It's official. Pregnant."

**UPDATE

Many are saying it was an April Fools' joke, though it was late, long after the day had ended on the East Coast. I am not so sure. She has a boyfriend, after all. She is dating musician Avi Snow. Still, it would be a mess if she were. She has all kinds of legal troubles and is going into rehab soon.

If it were true, though. Wow, this would be news. And maybe it wouldn't be all bad. Don't people often clean up their act when a baby is involved?

This is sad, everybody. Oz: The Great and Powerful star James Franco (sigh) had a chance to hook up with Lindsay Lohan (who hasn't?) and he ... turned her down! I know. Can you believe it? Who would turn that golden girl down? James appeared on Howard Stern's radio show and talked about the infamous hookup that never was. "You turned down sex with Lindsay Lohan, didn't you?" Howard gently probes. "Poor Lindsay," sighs James. Hey, wouldn't it be a better world if guys all had this kind of judgment, and thought with their brains instead of their junk trunk?

Lindsay Lohan, hot mess aficionado, has reportedly decided that a good way to spend her final pre-rehab days is drinking and with Charlie Sheen. Lohan was sentenced to 90 days of rehab this week, but according to TMZ, the "actress" is still going hard on her booze. Lohan was apparently at a club in San Diego last night, and whilst there, she drank vodka on the rocks in the VIP section all night. She supposedly asked that the vodka was served in a glass carafe, so it wouldn't appear that she was drinking alcohol. Because who doesn't arrive at a club after midnight only to ingest icy cold refreshing glasses of water?

Like a leather couch sale, Lindsay Lohan's mugshots are becoming a semi-annual event. The harried actress just sat for her sixth installment in her series of portraits for the police, and by most accounts, it's her most successful snapshot to date. It's also her first time in that L.A.P.D.'s seat as a brunette, so there's that.

Let's take a look at Lindsay's six mugshots, shall we? And, unlucky for you, I've included some theories as to what she's probably saying to the cameraman in each of these pics. Good times.

No one makes a court appearance quite like Lindsay Lohan. And not too many people have made as many of them. LiLo seems to treat her court appearances as chances to appear in the press -- with her big round sunglasses and various obviously meticulously chosen outfits, I always get the feeling LiLo is channeling Lana Turner at the trial of her daughter, who stabbed Lana's bad boy Mafia lover to death. At any rate, LiLo's court appearance this morning didn't disappoint -- everything from her outfit, to her sentence, to her mid-hearing altercation with her lawyer screamed Draaaammmmaaaaa. Seriously. No one can do court like Lindsay.

Here are 10 embarrassing and surreal moments from Lilo's court appearance today.

Lindsay Lohan almost didn't show up for court today. After missing her flight from New York to Los Angeles, she was in danger of being a no-show in front of the judge who's responsible for figuring out her business of lying to cops, drunk driving, and violating probation. The good news is that Linds was only 48 minutes late. The bad news is she forgot to wear pants.