If you didn't catch Lindsay Lohan on Glee last night, don't worry, I've got you covered. Lindsay played herself as a judge at Nationals and the show's writers didn't miss any opportunity to have LiLo poke fun at herself. It was a very meta-experience as fans watched Lindsay talk about her comeback and argue with Perez Hilton, who was also a guest-star playing himself as a judge.

It wasn't a great performance, but it wasn't bad at all. It reminded me a bit of her hosting gig on SNL. She came across a little stiff, but hey, she did pretty good. But no need to take my word for it -- here are Lindsay's 5 funniest lines from last night's episode:

Well, shut my mouth -- Lindsay Lohan has finally managed to step out looking glamorous, somewhat natural, and dare I say it -- on the healthy side? Either her party girl days truly are a thing of the past and she's actually eating right and getting some sleep, or she just couldn't resist the urge to impress viewers with her appearance on Glee.

Yes, you heard me right. LiLo is all set to appear as herself as one of the judges at Nationals. And while I usually immediately think "train wreck" every time I hear about a Lohan appearance on any show, I can't help but think she's prepared to impress on this one. If anything, she absolutely nailed her choice of dress for the occasion. (Duh, she totally picked it out herself.)

Usually when I look at Lindsay Lohan, I see that cute little girl from The Parent Trap. More recently when I look at LiLo, I think how excited am for her to be on Glee next week. However, when I look at photos of Linds from an event for A&E last night here in New York City, I think W-T-F.

Oh Linds. I think the dress, it has potential. In fact, I'm ALL about the long sleeve lace overlay. The shoes, they're pretty unoffensive, too. BUT WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR BROWS?!

Someone, anyone -- can you tell me if Lindsay looked in a mirror before stepping onto the red carpet?

With all of this prom excitement on Glee and Rachel's big audition flop two weeks back, I feel like many of us Gleeks have forgotten about what's really coming up on next week's special two-hour episode: Nationals. You know what that means, don'tcha? Yeah yeah, loads of AMAZING songs and plenty of fun outfit changes. It also means that Lindsay Lohan is about to make a her Gleetastic debut. Can I get a hoo-rah?

Whether or not you're on Team Lohan, you've got to admit that watching her play a judge at Nationals is going to be preeeetty epic. Will she be sober? Will she hit on everyone in sight? Will it be better than her last stint on Saturday Night Live? Well, we may not know all the dets -- but there are a few interactions I'm hoping will happen in "Props/Nationals." Starting with Ms. Lohan and Rachel Berry:

You know something, Amanda Bynes? I'm not even gonna bother wasting my breath on you this time. Because clearly everything I say goes in one ear and out the other!

You just don't wanna listen, do you?

I mean, six cop cars and a helicopter? SIX COP CARS AND A HELICOPTER? Yup, that's apparently what it took to get the girl's attention after she sideswiped yet another car on Friday night.

She says she didn't notice hitting the other car. Not so much for the driver of the other car! Cause basically if a crazed starlet goes careening into your vehicle with her Range Rover, you're gonna notice a little bit.

This one goes out to all the lonely hearts in the crowd! I know you've been hurt ... I know you cry yourselves to sleep at night, but don't stop believin' just yet!

Because true love is really, really real, and here's the proof:

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are (maybe possibly) getting back together!!!

Are you all choked up, too?! Oh my god. Same here. Twinsies!!

Anyway, here's the story: Apparently Lindsay and Samantha were both at NYC "hot spot" Le Baron last night and oh my lawd! According to an "insider," things was gittin' hot in there:

"Lindsay and Sam were laughing and they left the club holding hands. They didn't care who saw them, and they definitely seem to be back on. It was just like the old days -- they couldn't get enough of each other!"

Um, I think maybe Kate Upton has some serious daddy issues. Or, to be more precise, "Cat Daddy" issues. As in the Cat Daddy "dance," if that's what you want to call the lazy pseudo-striptease Upton performed in a microscopic bikini for dirty old man "noted fashion photographer" Terry Richardson.

There's just no other explanation. Why the hell else would a girl who made the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition humiliate herself on YouTube for a seasoned perv like Richardson if she didn't have a deep-seated and desperate yearning for the approval of older men?

I'd say she was roofied, but she does manage to kind of stay on her feet for most of the video, so unfortunately she probably can't use that particular excuse.

There's only one excuse 19-year-old Upton really can fall back on (besides the poor decision-making skills that come with deep emotional scars), and it just happens to be an excuse the 46-year-old Richardson hasn't been able to use for decades ...

The White House Correspondents' Dinner was this weekend, and stars from Washington, D.C., and Hollywood descended on 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. for one of the biggest nights in the nation's capital. Affectionately nicknamed the Nerd Prom, the event was attended by everyone from the First Family to Steven Spielberg to Kim Kardashian to, um, Lindsay Lohan. Everyone dressed to the nines, including Michelle Obama, who looked stunning in her paisley organza gown by Naeem Khan, but there can only be one woman we crown best-dressed. The honor this time goes to Reese Witherspoon. The 36-year-old actress is a mother of two with one on the way, and girl never looked so good.