Okay, people: STOP the madness! I thought we were over the whole "burn Kristen Stewart at the stake" thing. Yes, she allegedly cheated on Robert Pattinson (still reeks of conspiracy theory to me), but she doesn't really deserve the dubious distinction of being voted the "Least Trusted Movie Star in America," does she?! Apparently quite a few people think she does, because Reader's Digest just released the results of their nationwide poll "100 Most Trusted People in America," and guess who came in dead last? Not Tom Hanks, who came in first -- of course. Not Sandra Bullock, who came in second -- yawn. Nope. According to the presumably perfect people who participated in this poll, Kristen Stewart is officially the least trustworthy famous person in all the land. Seriously?!

I have just two words for the moral highground dwellers who probably wouldn't leave their goldfish with KStew for the weekend ...

Lindsay Lohan sat down for a no-holds-barred interview with Piers Morgan and it really gives quite a glimpse into LiLo's mind. Which is a weird place to be, let me tell you. For one, despite being ordered into rehab like a gazillion times, Lindsay doesn't think she needs it. She also says that she hardly drinks, has only tried drugs a handful of times, and that instead of being sent to rehab or prison, she should go to a foreign country to help children. Err, yeah. I don't think parents in Africa want to deal with Lindsay either. Here are six highlights from Lindsay's explosive interview.

Where in the world is Lindsay Lohan? If you can find her, I bet a few law enforcement officials in Los Angeles would love a tip. The 26-year-old trouble maker was supposed to start her stint in rehab yesterday. Now, she's nowhere to be found. LiLo stopped by Morningside Recovery facility in Newport Beach around 11 a.m. yesterday, and left three minutes later. This comes after Lohan broke her original rehab deal yesterday in New York and jetted off for the LA facility. I know, I'm dizzy thinking about it all too.

Rumor has it that Lohan was spotted in some random electronics store because, well, she clearly needs a new digital camera instead of treatment. Rumor also has it that she's brokered a deal with a different rehab facility called Betty Ford Center as of late last night, but she still hasn't shown up there, either.

Are we surprised LiLo has gone rogue? Hell no. Come on, with all of those 270 looks she packed, there was NO way she was just going to rehab. Hellloooooooo vacation!

For those on the fence about whether you should give up on Lindsay Lohan, the latest news on the troubled star just might push you over that edge. LiLo has violated her rehab deal and has skipped town. She was supposed to report to the Seafiled Center in Westhampton Beach, New York by this morning, but she was a no-show. The reason why is just as ridiculous as you might expect.

I can't. I can NOT. As if it wasn't already clear that Lindsay Lohan is off her damn rocker after the zillion court appearances, car accidents, and nights out partying as it is -- the girl has gone and made me shake my head again. Thankfully it's not another car accident, no. It's packing. Packing for rehab. Wait, let me correct that sentence: Overpacking for rehab.

The star posted the above photo on Instagram yesterday with the caption, "90 days and 270 looks." Yup, there she is sitting on the floor with enough clothes for a year's worth of press appearances and nights out. What woman owns 270 looks? Do you? Am I, like, out of the loop?

Yeah, it may look excessive but let's be real here. LINDSAY NEEDS ALL OF THESE CLOTHES, PEOPLE. Every last tank top. Seriously.

Let's play the celebrity version of Guess the Polar Opposites! Ready? Okay, one is a new-age-y guru with dedicated to helping the less fortunate (meaning everyone) attain her level of non-dairy, gluten-free enlightenment; the other is a fallen starlet with a talent for tying up traffic who could wallpaper a bedroom with her personal collection of mugshots. Any guesses? If you picked Gwyneth Paltrow as celeb #1 and Lindsay Lohan as celeb #2, you win! (Nothing, but whatever.)

The point is: LiLo and Gwynnie are two great tastes that taste nothing like each other, right? Except it looks like pretty soon these ladies will have lots in common. If by "lots" you mean ONE thing ... and I do! See, Lindsay Lohan (potentially) has a post-rehab gig lined up: Blogging about her recovery! And eventually having her own website featuring her "musings on art, fashion, music, and movies." Are you getting this? LiLo is getting her very own GOOP!!!

It's not as though I thought all of the Lindsay Lohan drama would come to a complete end after she was sentenced to 90 days in a lock-down rehab facility, which begins in May. I did think, however, we would at least have a reprieve from the craziness until she went in. She should be on her best behavior at this point, right? Well, Lindsay may be in hot water again for yet another silly mistake.

Hey, did you hear that Lindsay Lohan like totally ruined the White House Correspondents' Dinner? I know, you're like, the what, the who?! It's a big event that's held every year for journalists. I bet out of all the things Lindsay can legit be blamed for ruining -- her face, her career -- the WHCD probably wasn't the first thing that springs to mind. But according to Nightly News anchor Tom Brokaw, he's NOT going to this year's dinner because LiLo was at last year's. Harumphs Tom: "The breaking point for me was Lindsay Lohan. She became a big star at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Give me a break."

Er, Tom seems a little out of it. Lindsay has been a star since she was about 12. Of course, she's more famous now for ruining things -- cars, relationships -- than acting, but still. Anyway, Tom has a point. Lindsay is responsible for the ruination of SO many things. Let's take a look at eight of them.