I'm going to try really hard to write this without laughing. But. IN THE MOVIE VERSION OF HER LIFE (crap, it's so hard) Jenelle Evans would like Kristen Stewart to play her. Can't you see it? Next, on Lifetime: "F$%& You All Bitches: The Jenelle Evans Story," starring Kristen Stewart. She had it all -- a reality TV show, plastic surgery, rad tattoos, douchebag lovers, a Twitter account, oh yeah, and a kid. Where is that kid, anyway? I mean, this movie needs to happen, right?
Haha. Right. Oh, to be young and delusional enough to think your short life story warrants a major motion picture -- starring Kristen $20-million-per-picture Stewart. Man, I could use some of that hubris. Know what I mean? But hey, someone actually asked! So let's talk about it. What would Kristen Stewart have to do to prepare for this role?