So it looks like Robert Pattinson is 75 percent likely to be Kristen Stewart's date at the Met Ball. BUT WILL IT BE THEIR FAREWELL DATE?!? According to BlindGossip.com, Robert Pattinson signed a contract obligating him to make public appearances with Kristen as a couple. Yes, for Twilight publicity. Meanwhile, Rob's in New York, and has anyone noticed how close he is with Katy Perry? We've seen him and Kristen hang out with Katy together, most recently a Coachella. But then Rob and Katy saw a Daughters concert together, and over the weekend they had dinner together. OMG, is Katy Perry Rob's REAL girlfriend?!? Here's what Blind Gossip says about that contract.

Talk about hard to please! One would think that if your kid grew up to be a Grammy-nominated, chart-topping pop star, you'd be pretty happy, right? Not in Katy Perry's case. The singer's dad, pastor Keith Perry -- yup, the same guy who called her divorce from Russell Brand a "gift from God" -- apparently refers to his daughter in sermons as a "devil child." Gee thanks, Dad! In fact, it seems as if the preacher has made Katy's career the centerpiece of his, um, "teachings," as he regularly asks congregations to pray for her "healing." Oh, and it gets better! Keith Perry blasts his kid's multi-platinum success with the following overblown bit of self-righteousness: "I was at a concert of Katy’s where there were 20,000. I'm watching this generation and they were going at it. It almost looked like church. I stood there and wept and kept on weeping and weeping. They're loving and worshiping the wrong thing."

Rihanna and Katy Perry used to be inseparable best friends, but now it seems that Kristen Stewart has taken the "Diamonds" singer's place. What's more, Robert Pattinson is even in on the friendship. The three were recently spotted hanging out at an intimate birthday dinner for Katy's assistant, and at the Kids' Choice Awards last night, KStew and Katy were so close, they were actually on top of one another.

I guess this is the empirical evidence, and the video, everyone needed to put to rest the rumors that Robsten is breaking up. Not only are they together, but they're closer now than (we've ever seen) before.

Katy Perry attended the Kids' Choice Awards over the weekend, and unsurprisingly, she wore a crazy-patterned bralet/bikini/criss-crossy top kind of thing, along with a matching pencil skirt. She looked gorgeous, as she always does, with her hair glossy and her boobs bouncy, but also -- she looked Classic Katy.

I'm all for going with what you know looks good on yourself (and the sweatpants in my dresser drawers will attest to that), but Christ on a pogo stick, would it kill Katy, or anyone in Hollywood for that matter, to go a little outside the box once in a while? I'm getting bored over here!

I'm just going to rip this Band-Aid right off: Katy Perry and John Mayer have broken up. There, I said it. I'll give you a moment to compose yourself and then we'll reconvene ...

You good? Deep breaths. All right, let's do this. Shortly following the couple's reported "fun-filled" getaway to Mayer's home state of Montana a few weeks ago, John and Katy have been keeping their distance. They apparently are miles away from each other in Los Angeles, but have barely been talking lately. Sources confirmed to Us Weekly that the couple has in fact broken up, saying: "It's sad, [but] it's not over until it's over. You have to see how things play out. She's leaving the window open. They have both been so focused on work."

The ol' "focused on work" excuse. Okay, guys. Sure.

Newsflash, y'all. Apparently Katy Perry does not approve of her friend Rihanna's boyfriend, Chris Brown. Well, that would make Katy just like 99 percent of the rest of us. The 1 percent being Rihanna and her dad. But reportedly, Katy and Rihanna's friendship has soured as a result of RiRi rekindling things with her pugilistic ex. "They aren't tight anymore because Katy doesn't approve of Rihanna dating Chris Brown," a source told US Weekly. First off, who knew Katy and Rihanna were even BFFs to begin with? Secondly, who the hell is Katy Perry to judge anyone's boyfriend?

John Mayer used to be kind of a meanie. OK, so that's an understatement. The man that told the world about Jessica Simpson's bedroom style has been dating Katy Perry for months now, and dare I say it, he seems ... changed. The duo was adorable at the Grammy Awards, and on CBS' Sunday Morning, Mayer said that their relationship is unlike anything. See what he's talking about on today's Daily Stir:

The Grammy awards were supposed to be a boob-free fest according to a memo the show circulated to the stars, asking them to please dress respectfully. You didn't think everyone was gonna follow that, didja?! Katy Perry and her 1,000-watt cleavage stuffed inside a mint green Gucci dress certainly didn't. Hey, if I had those knockers, I'd want to show them to the world, too. Take that, Russell! But the funniest moment of the evening came when Ellen DeGeneres came face to boob with Katy's natural (?) wonders. The photo sparked all kinds of commentary about what Ellen might have been thinking when she got mammary overload.