You heard the one about Kate Gosselin shopping around a reality TV dating show, right? Oh, it's a real doozy. Apparently, Kate's looking to sell her soul to a TV network aaaaaall over again, and thankfully, Jimmy Kimmel was able to articulate what we've all been thinking in one awesome commercial spoof for Kate's new show. He says it's The Bachelorette meets Deadliest Catch, and includes a part where Kate and her eight kids hunt for a husband/stepdad on a desert island.

Kate plus eight scavenging the wild to land a dude? Now that's a show I can get behind. Watch.

BREAKING NEWS! Divorced daddy Tom Cruise is moving to New York to be closer to The Daily Stir! Just kidding ... but apparently, he is headed for the East Coast. Kate Gosselin is also scheming for another reality TV role and to wrap things up, Emily shares her secret to a sweatproof summer. Take a look:

Oh, for the love of Pete. In what has to be the most ridiculous piece of celeb mom news we've heard in a while -- Kate Gosselin is trying to find a network to air a new reality TV dating show that she's planning on starring in. And while there aren't too many details as to how this disaster of a show will play out, it sounds like it will be centered around Kate traveling around the country looking for a man. (It's ok to laugh out loud.)

And while sources claim 37-year-old Kate is at a point in her life where she's ready to find true love and start over -- we're not stupid, and we all know what's really going on here.

Kate Gosselin is in a bit of a tough spot. The reality show star and mom to the cutest sextuplets and twins ever can't seem to find work. Ever since TLC canceled Kate Plus 8, Ms. Gosselin's been on the hunt to find a new network to call home. Thing is, no one really wants her. The WE network says they're not interested, same with Oxygen and Lifetime. It's gotta be hard; one minute you're a tabloid staple, the next you can't even get a meeting. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.

Oh, man. Have you guys heard the latest whine-fest from Kate Gosselin? Because Mama Kate poured her heart out to Dr. Drew this week about her divorce, and it's pretty obvious that she's still bearing a lot of the emotional scars that Jon Gosselin left behind when their marriage crumbled.

And of course, the main theme of her whole teary rant basically just plays up the fact that she's lonely, and she doesn't know if she'll ever find love again. Awww. Does anyone else hear the violins playing? (I didn't think so.)

On any given day of the week, tabloids claim that Angelina Jolie is either pregnant or way too skinny for her own good. Does anyone else see a huge contradiction here? The rumor mill seriously cannot get enough of all things Angie, and it seems like speculation about whether or not her body is growing or shrinking for various reasons is constantly plastered all over the front of gossip magazines.

The latest buzz is a new rumor in OK! Magazine that Angelina is, indeed, pregnant, and this time it's with twins. If by some stretch of the imagination this story does turn out to be true, Angie will go from being mother of six to a mother of eight. Could she potentially be the next Kate Gosselin?

If I were a betting woman, I'd put money down that this is the oddest piece of celeb gossip you've heard thus far in 2012: There is a Kate Gosselin cruise. Yes, a cruise with Kate Gosselin. On August 12-19, were you so inclined, you can set sail on a Royal Caribbean ship with the reality star/mother of eight for between $1,900 and $3,175. The trip starts off in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida and heads on over to Jamaica, Cozumel, and ... Haiti. And what does it include besides a jaunt to the poorest nation in the Western world and all-you-can-eat buffets ad nauseum? Well, a welcome cocktail party with Kate; a Q&A session with Kate; a photo op with Kate; and a "learn a new craft from the professional herself," whatever that means.

Doesn't this sound like a dream vacation?

Surprise, surprise -- people are attacking a celebrity parent. Again. Kate Gosselin has been getting major flack lately because while picking her kids up from the bus, one of them crawled UNDER the car to retrieve a piece of paper that blew beneath. Kate was at the wheel and oblivious to the situation.

Yeah. I know. It sounds much ado about nothing, right? But actually, there is something majorly wrong with this situation ...