Kim Kardashian's feet must be the most tortured appendages in the entire country. Maybe the world. Despite her pregnancy swelling her feet to what looks like quadruple their normal size, Kim just can't stop stuffing her swelled tootsies into tight, high-heeled, strangling shoes. It wasn't long ago that Kim posted a picture of her right foot looking like it had been given 40 lashes by some imperial dictator by the name of Givenchy. But then Kim took a break from the high-fashion shoes and was actually spied strolling around in flats. Doctor's orders. She supposedly said: "My doctor has told me to elevate my feet. Can you see how wide and swollen they are? I’ve just ordered a pair of pointy-toed flats."

But that was yesterday, folks. Kim is back to her feet flogging ways.

Apparently she wants to make sure her new little family isn't apart for one single second, because Kim Kardashian is taking her baby on tour with Kanye West instead of sitting at home alone and adjusting to life as a mom all by her lonesome self.

Yep, according to TMZ, Kim plans on packing up her 3-month-old baby to travel around with Kanye on a bus. She's reportedly even gone so far as to request cribs and soundproof hotel rooms at every stop along the way.

(How Kim Kardashian of her.)

Kim Kardashian hasn't been one to shy away from daring clothing during her pregnancy. From sheer tops to curtain dresses, the woman has been taking some serious maternity risks the past seven months. But Kim's latest getup -- a camouflage swimsuit coverup -- could be her strangest yet.

Kanye West just can't help himself. He's got to rant about everything. Instead of being grateful for all that he has -- fame, riches, a career that he's passionate about, a woman that he apparently loves madly, a new baby on the way -- he's got to find something to gripe about. So he falls on that old celebrity bogeyman, the paparazzi. Kanye took to the stage at a recent gig and let rip on the paps and how they're making his life hell.

Uh-oh! It hasn't been a good week for Kanye West. Between walking into a street sign and flipping out on a paparazzo, now rumors are starting to swirl that he's gay. And let's just say, Kim Kardashian is not too happy about it. You've got to hear these details -- they're even crazier than you could imagine! Check it out:

There's a new tabloid out that, shockingly, features the Kardashians on the cover. But this cover is a little different in that it has a photo of Kourtney holding her son, Mason, along with the headline: "Mason's Not Your Son!" The magazine is Star, and the headline is obviously directed at Mason's (supposed?) father, Scott Disick.

Now, I'm sure this cover will sell a million and one copies, but here's something to keep in mind: Mason is going to be able to read one day. Would you want your kid seeing this?

Poor Kanye West. He isn't having the most successful month. With a baby due soon, you'd think he'd be over the moon. But to judge by his permascowl and his recent tirade against a photographer, he's not in his happy place. In Paris, he seemed to be in a bad mood as his baby mama, Kim Kardashian, scowled at him. Back in Los Angeles, he walked straight into a sign and cut his head. Now the latest: A driver was driving his precious black Lamboghini into the gates of Kim's estate when the gates came crashing into the sides of it, crushing it. What did Kanye do to deserve all of this bad luck? Did a black cat cross his path? Did he smash a mirror?

We love Khloe Kardashian -- maybe even more than any other Kardashian or Jenner -- because she's real and honest and tells it like it is. Kim may be getting Botox every week for all we know and attempting to keep it quiet, but when Khloe does something to tweak her appearance, she's all out and proud about it. Like how she tweeted last week about her new dental work ... Like many adults, Khloe revealed she got braces -- more specifically, she's straightening her teeth with Invisalign. She joked on Twitter, "Thank you Dr. [Kevin B.] Sands for being the best dentist ever! If only we could all be put to sleep like [my husband Lamar Odom]." Ha!

This admission comes right on the heels of her interview in Redbook's June issue, in which she revealed various tips and tricks for accenting her assets and distracting from the parts she's not so thrilled with. I'm finding Khloe's candor about what she does to look her best seriously refreshing! Not to mention useful!