Can you believe it's already Thursday? Mother's Day is just a few days away, and on today's episode of The Daily Stir, Amy brings us stories that will make every mom feel appreciated. She dishes on Fifty Shades of Grey, Jessica Simpson, Jenny McCarthy, and hottie Ian Somerhalder. Enjoy!

Ah, babies. When they arrive, it's such a time of pure joy and happiness. And some worries too. Like, will she get into college? And, speaking of college, how the hell am I going to pay for it? Colleges get more and more expensive every year! But celebrities, at least, need not worry about these mundane little details. Because celeb babies don't just cost money, they mint money! Let's look at how Jessica Simpson's new bundle, Maxwell Drew, will bring home the bacon for Mommy ...

Well, it's official. Jessica Simpson has joined the mommy club after giving birth to her daughter, Maxwell Drew, yesterday morning! I know what you're thinking -- it's about time, right? Jess's "little" bundle of joy weighed in at a healthy 9 pounds, 13 ounces, and both mom and baby are doing well.

And while she's still recovering in her posh birthing suite at Cedars-Senai Medical Center (where all the celeb types give birth), plenty of people are sending her their congrats and well wishes. But the 211-pound baby "gift" she received from fellow celeb mom Jenny McCarthy tops the list as the best baby present EVER. I seriously want to reach through the computer and hug Jenny for what she did for Jessica yesterday.

Not cool, Snooki, not coolWhen I found out that Snooki was pregnant I kind of started liking her, because, hey, I'm pregnant, too! Twin-sies. But then, when she started opening up her piehole and saying words and stuff, I remembered that, while she's certainly amusing and entertaining, she isn't my favorite-est person in Hollywood. But then when she went and insulted Jessica Simpson's pregnant body -- basically calling her a fat blob of doo; saying she'd "die" if she looked like her -- I was all, "He-ll no. You did not just go and do that."

Jessica Simpson's version ... Ruh roh. Jess is in trooouble! Fashion mogul and very expectant mother Jessica Simpson may have a lawsuit on her hands if Christian Louboutin finds out just how similar her Evangela heels are to his Staratata stilettos. The Cellar Paper blog first pointed out the extreme similarities, and now the Internet is wondering just what Jessica thought she was getting away with. You can't go ripping off other people's designs -- not to that extent, anyway. The shoes are pretty much identical.

The only difference is that Jess' heels retail for $98 and Louboutin's version originally went for $995. Ouch.

Forbes' list of the most overexposed celebrities is out, so I thought I'd expose these overexposed celebrities a little more by exposing how overexposed they are. You can probably guess who tops the list -- 65 percent of people polled said that Kim Kardashian was the most overexposed star to date. Although it would seem that her entire family would place in the top five, Lindsay Lohan came in second, Snooki came in third, the Octomom came in fourth, and Paris Hilton came in fifth. Kourtney and Khloe were eighth and ninth, respectively.

The list sounds about right to me, hard to argue with the top three celebs. But one question: what the hell is Paris Hilton doing on this list? Last I heard, she was whispering slow raps about drunk texting. She's trying her best to be overexposed, but sorry, she's kind of not on my radar anymore. But you know who is?

Jessica Simpson appears to be due any day now, and she definitely seems like she's over being pregnant. Not that I can say that I blame her. Those last few weeks are anything but comfortable, especially since she's added around 40 pounds to her usually petite frame. Carrying all that extra weight around sure takes its toll on the body -- believe me. As someone who gained even more than Jess, I totally feel her pain.

And like any heavily pregnant gal, Jess admits that she really wants to reclaim her pre-baby figure. But hopefully she won't put too much pressure on herself to look a certain way or be a certain size, because she's never going to get her body back.

Well, I guess it was bound to happen at some point. Every party has a pooper, and one grocery store in Arizona is trying to rain on Jessica Simpson's pregnancy parade by censoring the Elle magazine cover where she showed off her nude baby bump.

The store in question (a Safeway in Tucson) placed a piece of cardboard over Jess's image because customers complained about the image. Good grief. It's a photo of woman who's with child for crying out loud -- not a naked girl licking her lips who's pictured with whips, chains, and leather boots.