Call the Mother of the Year committee, because Snooki, aka Nicole Polizzi, of Jersey Shore just may be in the running. No, I don't mean Child Protective Services, as I might have suspected we'd need to call when we first learned she was pregnant; I mean she's actually shaping up to be a fit parent. Her latest move is so unexpected and so wise, it's downright admirable.

It was impressive enough when she of the perma-orange-Cheeto glow, actually gave up tanning for her baby's health, but this is even bigger and more self-sacrificing than that. She's actually leaving the Jersey Shore house behind.  

When it comes to reality television, of course, we need villains. If everyone was a pleasant, upstanding citizen, then there'd be nothing to watch. So yes, we need some bad boys and girls to spice things up, but a few of them take their roles to heights so heinous, we can't even love to hate them.

They're so repulsive and repugnant in their actions and manners that they simply make us shudder ... and wait to see just how much lower they can go. In no particular order, here are the six creepiest guys in reality television.

Which revolting male reality television stars would you add to this list?

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Do you remember that insane Jersey Shore moment when Snooki got punched in the face by a random dude in a bar? Apparently she accused him of stealing drinks, and the guy (later identified as Brad Ferro, a gym teacher from Queens) reacted by socking her in the snoot so hard she went flying off her bar stool?

Unbelievably, it seems yet another violent scenario involving Man Vs. Snooki has been caught on camera, but in this case, they're not at a bar, they're at a rock concert. And the guy kicked her in the face instead of using his fist. And oh yeah, it's not actually Snooki—but the resemblance is downright eerie.

Perfect career for JWoww post-Jersey Shore? LGBT rights activist. Seriously! I'm totally proud of Jenni "JWoww" Farley for calling out Bristol Palin on Twitter -- the way only a Jersey girl can somebody out on Twitter.

If you heard about Bristol Palin's gay marriage-slamming blog post, you know that this is one virtual catfight JWoww is completely justified in starting.

If you haven't heard, well, basically Palin went on a little rant about how Obama only endorsed same-sex marriage because his Glee-obsessed daughters brainwashed him:

"As great as [Malia and Sasha's] friends may be -- we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview."

Guess what, Bristol? Maybe you didn't know this, but in Jersey? Them's fightin' words ...

Pre-makeunder

I know Snooki's feeling a little bullied recently, so let's all gather round her in her time of need and give this little firecracker a good ol' confidence boost, mmk? Maybe it's the weather or the fact that I had three shots of espresso, but my insides are just chanting, "Snooki! Snooki! Snooki!" over and over, like tireless tweens in a parade. Let's build her up instead of tearing her down! To that effect, I present to you Snooki's makeunder for V Magazine.

You may not have recognized her without the tan, the false eyelashes, or the shiny lip gloss, but that is, in fact, Snooki. What a stunner.

Poor Snooki must be feeling a little bit emotional now that she's pregnant, because she's really starting to feel the weight of people bullying her -- you know, because she's a HUGE Jersey Shore celebrity. And no, I'm not talking about her baby bump, because I don't believe in putting down pregnant women like that. She even told V Magazine that she is probably the #1 most bullied celebrity in Hollywood. (Really?!)

Call me crazy, but didn't Snooks recently find herself backpedaling a bit after saying she'd "die" if her baby bump were as big as Jessica Simpson's? And doesn't giving Jess a hard time about her weight kind of sound a lot like bullying? And isn't bullying the exact thing that Snooki is upset about these days? I guess it's a lot easier to dish out criticism than to take it.

On today's episode of The Daily Stir, Amy talks about Snooki, that tanning-obsessed mom, and the need for a parental aptitude test before you're allowed to procreate (amen). Then, to round things out, Amy sprinkles on a little extra sugar with a photo or two of New York Rangers' goalie and all-around MVP of hotness, Henrik Lundqvist. Yum. Watch!

Nothing like a little shopping trip with your bestie to end a great weekend, right? Momma-to-be Snooki and J. Woww pranced around New York City together yesterday. As much as I admire their A-class friendship and CAN'T wait for their new spinoff, I've just gotta come out and say it: Snooki, that hair is pretty rough. Woof.

I know I know, it's extensions. Yes, they're removable and in the long term -- that makes them super convenient. But I've gotta say it: Is there such a thing as TOO long tresses!? Snooki's ends look fried! From one long hair lover to another, I'm thinking the answer to that question is Y-E-S.