Hey, remember Michael Paul Sorrentino? Oh, excuse me: The Situation. Can we just agree to refer to him as Sorrentino, because I seriously cannot keep typing "The Situation" without wanting to shove a ballpoint pen through my eyesocket? Okay then. Anyway, if you've been wondering what Sorrentino's been up to since his glory days on Jersey Shore, he's ... well, actually, he's been pretty busy. A ghost-written autobiography, a rap song, a workout DVD, a vitamin line for GNC, a clothing line, a weird thing where Abercrombie & Fitch Co. offered to pay him NOT to wear their clothes, a Dancing With the Stars stint, a rehab stay, and a spokesperson gig for SUBOXONE®.
Sorrentino's also coming full circle to his reality show roots with a new unscripted series called The Sorrentinos. Based on the sizzle reel video, the network is banking on viewers not only getting re-obsessed with The Situation's situation, but also the rest of his over-the-top family.