So remember when we told you about how Lindsay Lohan went to a party where a bunch of expensive jewelry allegedly vanished? And we were kind of like, hey, who knows, maybe she really is a jewelry theft kingpin? But, ha ha, LiLo wasn't an official suspect or anything. We were just saying, ha ha, she so crazy!
Uhhh, guess what? The LAPD has named Lindsay Lohan an official suspect in the theft of $100,000 in watches and accessories from the Hollywood Hills home of Sam Magid. Ha ha, she so crazy! (Allegedly.) And, as with all stories involving Lindsay Lohan, this one gets even crazier: Magid suddenly changed his tune, telling police that nothing was stolen from his party after all -- whoops, his bad! Never mind, LAPD! But the LAPD was like, Dude. No takesie-backsies, okay? Because they supposedly have witnesses who saw Lohan and her assistant commit the crime (allegedly), hence LiLo's official suspect status.
But never fear, because Lohan's got an ironclad alibi ...