Sure, Amanda Bynes spent the morning behind bars, but the former Nickelodeon star should really look on the bright side. Of course being arrested for DUI after allegedly sideswiping a police car in West Hollywood this morning wasn't the best way to start her day (at 3 a.m.), but at least she was wearing makeup for the mug shot! I mean, look at the average intoxicated celeb arrest photo: Bad skin, dark undereye circles, crazy hair.
Seriously, Amanda -- it even looks like you just had your hair blown out! Talk about good luck. (Although her hair color is troubling. Pink? Salmon? Silver?)
Apparently Bynes was trying to pass a cop car in her black BMW but, her sense of spatial relations being compromised, didn't clear the cruiser.
Drunk celeb swipes cop car ... damn, that had to be the easiest arrest ever. Like shootin' fish in a barrel!