Well, it sounds like Thanksgiving was anything but relaxing for Halle Berry, considering her ex, Gabriel Aubry, was arrested at her home after getting into a major brawl with her new honey, Olivier Martinez.

According to TMZ, Gabriel showed up at Halle's place to drop off their daughter, Nahla, (sounds simple enough) and sometime between him handing her off to Halle and leaving the premises, Olivier Martinez looked at him and said, "We have to move on."

Rapper Lil Reese has been behaving badly and -- shocker -- doesn't seem to give a damn what anyone thinks. Classy, Lil. Real classy. The cellphone video, which was just released, shows a verbal argument getting physical as Lil Reese punches a young girl, knocks her to the ground, and begins kicking her as she screams.

It looks like this disturbing incident takes place inside a house, possibly the young girl's home, as she asks who let Lil Reese and his entourage inside. Honestly, there is no way to paint Lil in a positive light. That doesn't mean he won't try, though! Check out his Twitter response. Jerk.

Warning, this video is disturbing.

Heyyyyyyyy, sexy ladies (and dudes)! Are you sick of Psy and "Gangnam Style" yet? I fervently hope not, since the song doesn't appear to be going anywhere anytime soon. Not only has it inspired countless remakes and other YouTube hits, it seems like it's pretty much taken over the entire freakin' world. So of course I feel like it's my duty to introduce you to the latest and greatest: At least 1,000 prisoners at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines dance to the song, racking up over a million hits in just four days.

Yeah, it's as awesome as it sounds. If you'll remember, a thousand inmates from this very same prison also danced to Michael Jackson's "Thriller," and that remake alone garnered over 50 million hits. What is it about convicted felons and criminals breaking out into synchronized choreography to overplayed pop hits? We may never know ...

So remember when we told you about how Lindsay Lohan went to a party where a bunch of expensive jewelry allegedly vanished? And we were kind of like, hey, who knows, maybe she really is a jewelry theft kingpin? But, ha ha, LiLo wasn't an official suspect or anything. We were just saying, ha ha, she so crazy! 

Uhhh, guess what? The LAPD has named Lindsay Lohan an official suspect in the theft of $100,000 in watches and accessories from the Hollywood Hills home of Sam Magid. Ha ha, she so crazy! (Allegedly.) And, as with all stories involving Lindsay Lohan, this one gets even crazier: Magid suddenly changed his tune, telling police that nothing was stolen from his party after all -- whoops, his bad! Never mind, LAPD! But the LAPD was like, Dude. No takesie-backsies, okay? Because they supposedly have witnesses who saw Lohan and her assistant commit the crime (allegedly), hence LiLo's official suspect status.

But never fear, because Lohan's got an ironclad alibi ...

The "party" (for lack of a better word) is apparently over for Amber Portwood, as the Teen Mom star reportedly checked into Indiana's Rockville Correctional Facility at approximately 7:45 a.m. this morning. Portwood, as I'm quite certain you've heard, recently chose a 5-year jail sentence over a court-appointed rehab program, and it looks like her time behind bars has officially begun.

But is this really the last we'll see of Portwood for the next 5 years? Personally, I doubt it. Of course that would be the best thing for the 22-year-old -- a solid chunk of life not spent in the public eye, a chance to start over from scratch with no distractions.

Unfortunately, I don't think that's what Portwood is going to get.

Yet another Jersey Shore star landed in the slammer. This time Deena Cortese was arrested for disorderly conduct when a cop spotted her looking "a little intoxicated" while hanging out in Seaside Heights.

Police say the self-professed "blast in a glass" allegedly wandered into the middle of the street and was slapping cars as they passed by, which TMZ caught on tape.

Soulful singer Lauryn Hill could be singing the jailhouse blues soon.

The former Fugees front-woman has been charged with failing to file income tax returns for several years.

Apparently Hill earned more than $1.6 million from 2005 to 2007 but allegedly didn't file tax returns with the IRS. If found guilty, she could be slapped with a $100,000 fine and one year in jail.

Talk about a picture being worth a thousand words. This latest mugshot of Teen Mom's Amber Portwood speaks volumes about the 22-year-old's physical and mental state. What does it say?

To me, it says she's given up. As do her actions:

Yesterday, she told a judge she'd rather serve the 5 year prison sentence she got for drug possession in January than complete her court-mandated rehab program.

If that's not a sign the girl has thrown in the towel, I don't know what is.