Oh boy, here we go. Remember how excited people were over that Ferris Bueller teaser? Actually, it kind of gave me a sour stomach. I was a child of the '80s, and I hate getting these little reminders of how time marches on mercilessly. I mean, I remember having a crush on the YOUNG Matthew Broderick -- and now he's the cranky old guy married to SJP. And he's excited about driving a CR-V around Chicago.
This is it. I've remained in denial for as long as I could, but I cannot ignore this sad reality any longer. The Ferris Bueller Honda commercial of 2012 is my wake-up call: I'm OLD.
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