I think most of us can agree that we've been simultaneously fascinated and confounded by "Tanning Mom" Patricia Krentcil because, beyond having never seen anyone so deliberately tan, we're not sure why she would want to look so tan. It defies reason. Even George Hamilton was never this tan! Plus, we all know that overexposure to tanning rays is dangerous, unhealthy, and, frankly, just doesn't look very good!

That said, I have a newfound respect for Tanning Mom. She apparently has more in common with us than I ever would have believed.

We all know that couple. They bicker all the time. They seem totally mismatched, almost like they stumbled into a marriage and kids and still aren’t quite sure how they got there. We don’t necessarily want to hang out with them too much. But stick them in a new Knocked Up sequel by Judd Apatow, give them hilarious lines, and have them played by Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann? Hell yes! Give me two hours' worth!

Jimmy Fallon's special guest last night on Late Night was the Dave Matthews Band -- awesome, man. Oh yeah, and also President Barack Obama!

That's right, the POTUS with the mostest appeared on Jimmy's show last night. There was some light chit-chat with Jimmy, a few Twitter questions, and some slow jams. I think you know what I'm talking about. Here are the four best moments of Obama on Late Night.

I'm gonna be straight up with you: HBO's new comedy series Girls may not be for you. You're probably hearing a lot of hype about this show. It's original. It's groundbreaking. It's hilarious. It's smart. It's the best new TV show of 2012. Having seen the first three episodes, I can attest: All true.

It's also raunchy, irreverent, twisted, and vulgar. There are abortion jokes. The sex is explicit, awkward, and just plain weird. It's not Sex in the City and there are no "hello lover" fabulous shoes. Just four young women floundering their way through New York City making foolish mistake after foolish mistake.

And that's why I love it.

Remember when Kirk Cameron popped back into the headlines and we were all, "Oh hey, Mike Seaver from Growing Pains! I loved that show." But then he opened his mouth and started spouting off about gay marriage being destructive to the foundations of civilization, and we were all, "Ew, he grew up to be a homophobe weirdo! LAME." That was super disappoiting for Mike Seaver fans. And gay people.

Well, it turns out it was also super disappointing to Kirk's fellow child stars. And so, they banded together to form an organization: Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron, or CCOKC. Then they made an important PSA video to let us know that 1. Kirk Cameron is so, so wrong and 2. Hey, look, we grew up to be relatively sane!

I cannot BEE-lieve my eyes: I just watched a video of J-Lo's boyfriend Casper Smart dancing around in a bumblebee costume! He's in a big, puffy, black and yellow striped costume that floats around while he pops and locks. And his little bee antenna and stinger bounce up and down -- it's so cute!

Wait, did I say cute? No, it is HOT!

Some may call the video embarrassing but I think Casper should be proud. He's bopping and buzzing on behalf of bees. The video is a PSA to raise awareness of disappearing bees, and it makes me feel all sticky when he tears off his bee costume and says, "YO WHERE MY BEES AT?" What a honey.

Let me get this straight: Rapper 50 Cent doesn't know what a grapefruit is? That's what comedian Aziz Ansari says. In his hysterical comedy special, Dangerously Delicious, Aziz tells about the time he overheard 50 Cent order grapefruit soda at a restaurant.

Now let's stop here for a moment to clear something up: YES, grapefruit soda is a thing. It's delicious. Grapefruit was trending like crazy last year and now we have ourselves some tasty pink sodas and even Perrier is in on that action. Now let's get to the part where Aziz's story gets really weird.

So here I sit NOT planning to see The Hunger Games this weekend because it's going to be too darn crowded, plus already read the book and know what happens (still can't wait to see it on DVD!). But there's still lots of ways to take part in all the excitement of opening weekend with fun online distractions like one of the many Hunger Games name generators on the web. I came across a few that were worth about five minutes of my time to fiddle with (but probably not more than that, sorry to say).

Here's the wackiness that ensued when I plugged in some basic info to find out what my name would be if I was a character in The Hunger Games: