Have you heard the big Honey Boo Boo-related news? Mama June Shannon finally got married to Sugar Bear, nine years after they made each other's acquaintance. (They met in an online chat room, of all places. I somehow can't picture either one of them tapping away at a computer.) June and Sugar Bear -- aka Mike Thompson -- got hitched in a camo-themed wedding in their Georgian backyard, and it's assumed that the big day will eventually be broadcast on their TLC reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

Naturally, the Boo Boo clan is already getting some flak for the rumors that they earned a bonus for televising their nuptials, but if you ask me, the REAL reason they should be concerned about this decision has to do with ... *dramatic organ music* THE DIRE CURSE OF THE REALITY SHOW MARRIAGE.

Say what you will about Mama June, I think Honey Boo Boo got lucky in the mom department. Okay, fine, the 7-year-old starlet could have better eating habits. But Mama June (June Shannon, 33) clearly puts a high priority on her family's happiness -- and her wedding (or re-commitment ceremony or whatever) to Boo Boo clan dad Sugar Bear was proof. And it had nothing to do with the giant inflatable water slide or the camo-and-orange formalwear or the fact that it was on Cinco de Mayo or even the very, very green cake. It's because Mama June and Gummy Sugar Bear's backyard vow-exchanging extravaganza wasn't just about the couple, it was about their kids. As Mama June said, "The day was very special mostly because my girls were able to take part in it. I felt like it was important for them to see this moment and celebrate my love for Sugar Bear."

When we first got word that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo stars Mama June Shannon and Mike "Sugar Bear" Thompson were tying the knot, we figured it would more resemble something out of Guns & Ammo than Modern Bride. We were right. But that's not necessarily a bad thing. The couple didn't betray their redneck roots when it came to their big day on May 5 -- and they looked fantastic.

Here comes the bride!

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo stars June Shannon and Mike Thompson (aka Mama and Sugar Bear) are finally getting hitched. TMZ has gotten its hands on the wedding invite and now we have all the down-home details about the big day.

If you, like me, have never watched Toddlers & Tiaras, let me give you a quick primer on who Eden Wood is: she's a cute little girl who retired from beauty pageants at age 6 to become more involved in her acting and modeling career. (I swear I did not make up that sentence.) Eden's mother Mickie Wood has faced plenty of criticism for supposedly sexualizing her child and treating her like a pint-sized cash cow, but in a scathing tell-all book, the toddler’s former manager Heather Ryan implies that Mickie has no trouble throwing her fellow pageant moms under a bus. Particularly if they're more famous than she is ... like a certain Honey Boo Boo clan.

Ryan claims that Eden's mom was not only incredibly jealous of Honey Boo Boo's success on TLC, Mickie called the entire family "vomit inducing" for their "ugly, overweight hillbilly" appearance.

Damn! It must be true what they say: hell hath no fury like a stage mom scorned.

It feels as though there hasn't been a new episode of Here Come Honey Boo Boo in years. Sure, there were a few "HOLLAday" specials over the winter, but that's just not enough for diehard fans. But turns out many fans are getting a daily dose of HBB on Facebook, where Mama June offers daily updates about what's going on with her country-bumpkin crew. Recently she sent out a Facebook plea that could reveal one of Honey Boo Boo's biggest problems in season 2.

Ready for a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black? By now we are used to other stars picking on Honey Boo Boo and Kim Kardashian. But usually the critics are much bigger, legitimate celebs. This time, however, HBB and KK are under attack from a completely unexpected bully - Sean Lowe.  You won't believe what the former Bachelor had the nerve to say.

Mama June "before" losing over 100-pounds.

                      You go Mama! Not only is she rocking a new blonde 'do, but she's getting healthy too. We were wowed when Honey Boo Boo's mom June Shannon first announced she had shed 100 pounds a couple months ago, going form 365 to 263. Seriously impressive, right? Now the redneck reality star has shed even more weight. There's just one problem. She has now dropped a whopping 115 pounds but pretty much looks exactly the same as she did the day Here Comes Honey Boo Boo debuted. Take a look.