If you, like me, have never watched Toddlers & Tiaras, let me give you a quick primer on who Eden Wood is: she's a cute little girl who retired from beauty pageants at age 6 to become more involved in her acting and modeling career. (I swear I did not make up that sentence.) Eden's mother Mickie Wood has faced plenty of criticism for supposedly sexualizing her child and treating her like a pint-sized cash cow, but in a scathing tell-all book, the toddler’s former manager Heather Ryan implies that Mickie has no trouble throwing her fellow pageant moms under a bus. Particularly if they're more famous than she is ... like a certain Honey Boo Boo clan.
Ryan claims that Eden's mom was not only incredibly jealous of Honey Boo Boo's success on TLC, Mickie called the entire family "vomit inducing" for their "ugly, overweight hillbilly" appearance.
Damn! It must be true what they say: hell hath no fury like a stage mom scorned.