Gwyneth Paltrow has been married for 10 years, but her husband still won't be seen in public with her! I know that GOOP stuff is embarrassing, but c'mon! She's your wife! Haha. I'm kidding. Gwyneth's rockstar husband, Chris Martin, frontman for uber-cool band Coldplay, apparently doesn't like to be seen with his ultra-famous wife -- not even at last night's Met Gala ball, which both attended -- not because of all of her embarrassing ways (so he says anyway), but because he's a ROCK STAR, damn it! And rock stars don't, you know, have wives!

When it comes to eating healthy, we all have different motivating factors. Sometimes it's because we wanna drop a few pounds, sometimes it's because vegetables make us feel less gross than a dinner of French fries and chicken fingers. For Gwyneth Paltrow, she changed her diet for medical reasons. The actress told Glamour UK that years ago, blood tests revealed she had several serious problems, and was told the best way to heal them was to eat better.

I've always known that Gwynny was a hardcore health freak, but I didn't know that it was because she had so many medical problems. The actress revealed that she had a benign tumor on her ovary that had to be removed, an anemia, hormonal imbalances, thyroid issues, her liver was congested, and she was vitamin-D deficient.

Um, whoa.

Gwyneth Paltrow isn't exactly known for holding back how she really feels, but apparently, in her personal life, she's even more no-holds-barred. Chelsea Handler dished on Chelsea Lately that Gwyneth gave relationship advice to a mutual friend at a party that was, hmm, shall we say, not exactly G-rated!

Chelsea explained, "We were at this dinner party one night and a girl was asking advice. And [Gwyneth's] an amazing advice-giver. And one of her friends is like, 'I got in a big fight with my husband and I went home and I just wanted to scream and yell.'" Gwyneth's tip for the friend?

Let's play the celebrity version of Guess the Polar Opposites! Ready? Okay, one is a new-age-y guru with dedicated to helping the less fortunate (meaning everyone) attain her level of non-dairy, gluten-free enlightenment; the other is a fallen starlet with a talent for tying up traffic who could wallpaper a bedroom with her personal collection of mugshots. Any guesses? If you picked Gwyneth Paltrow as celeb #1 and Lindsay Lohan as celeb #2, you win! (Nothing, but whatever.)

The point is: LiLo and Gwynnie are two great tastes that taste nothing like each other, right? Except it looks like pretty soon these ladies will have lots in common. If by "lots" you mean ONE thing ... and I do! See, Lindsay Lohan (potentially) has a post-rehab gig lined up: Blogging about her recovery! And eventually having her own website featuring her "musings on art, fashion, music, and movies." Are you getting this? LiLo is getting her very own GOOP!!!

Don't you hate it when you put on an outfit and go outside and then you're all, Whoopsie daisy! This thing is totally see-through! Zoinks! Oh, you mean that doesn't happen to you? Hmmm. Well, it happened to Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth put on a long dress for the Iron Man 3 premiere and it was only as she was headed down the carpet that she realized, well, you can totally see her ass. Because this wasn't obvious before. (Cough.)

Attendees of the Iron Man 3 premiere last night got a free show they probably weren't expecting, not that anyone was complaining. Gwyneth Paltrow "forgot" to wear underwear on the red carpet, which was highly obvious from the sheer side panels on her Antonio Bernardi gown.

Yep, Gwynnie decided to take the plunge and go commando -- and why the hell not? I mean, she is the most beautiful woman in the world and all -- so why should she be required to wear undergarments to star-studded events? And she also has the butt of a 22-year-old stripper, so there's that.

(Hey, at least the no-panty look was what she was going for. It's not like she pulled a Britney Spears or anything.)

Gooper and blow dry bar owner Gwyneth Paltrow was voted the most hated celebrity by Star Magazine's annual kind poll. I know a lot of meat-eating, $20-t-shirt-wearing, non-fish-monger-having people aren't fond of the actress, but the most hated? Seriously? That's a bit excessive, if you ask me. There are a ton of celebrities more obnoxious than Gwynnie. No, none of them have uttered the words: "I am who I am. I can't pretend to be someone who makes $25,000 a year", but still. Most hated?

Here are 10 celebrities much more hateable than Gwyneth Paltrow.

Call me extreme, but I tend to think that after giving your workout routine your all, going through the drive-through at the nearest fast food joint miiight be counterproductive. Then again, it could also be seen as a "reward." Turns out Gwyneth Paltrow, Queen of Healthy Habits, who is so high and mighty about her clean, restrictive eating and hardcore, Tracy Anderson-developed workouts, opts for something other than junk food as her reward. She tells Harper's Bazaar she SMOKES! Yes, as in cigarettes! Bhahahahaha!

What. A. Hypocrite.