Well? It looks like Dakota Johnson can go ahead and breathe a huge sigh of relief. Her mom, Melanie Griffith, will not attend the Fifty Shades of Grey movie premiere because she has zero interest in seeing her daughter get down and dirty with a dude (over and over and over again) on the big screen. And don't worry, Don Johnson won't be there either. (Whew.)
Of skipping the big event, Melanie told Vanity Fair, "... it's her movie, you know what I mean? It'd be weird if mom and dad were there and Antonio and all of the family. It would just be awkward. But I'm sure it will be great. I really love Sam [Taylor-Johnson], the director. And Dakota has a really good head on her shoulders. She's no dummy."