Welcome to Monday on The Daily Stir! Emily has a show you won't want to miss ... because, really, she's got the perfect cast of characters today. Kris Humphries wants Kim's engagement ring back, Robert Pattinson rumors are swirling, Beyonce and Jay-Z are in the news again, Glee is being put down by Bristol Palin (*wink*wink), and Mark Ruffalo is steaming mad ... or maybe we just want him to be. Enjoy!

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Oh my god, I'm blind! I'M BLIND!!! This holy trinity of hotness glows so bright to gaze upon them is like staring at the sun! Chris Hemsworth, Channing Tatum, and Joe Manganiello together in one place -- practically in coordinating outfits!! My retinas are burning!

WOW. Surely some sort of cosmic alignment that only takes place once every century or so must be the reason behind this most fortunate and fiiiiiine of red carpet moments ... what? Aha. Apparently that celestial event was in fact this week's IWC Flagship Boutique New York City Grand Opening.

Sure, why not? I honestly don't care what it was that brought these three together, I'm just glad something did.

Though I must admit, looking at this glorious photo does make a girl's imagination run wild ...

Wow, how glad am I (and you will be too) that Justin Beiber decided to wait until he was legal to release the teaser for his sexy new music video for "Boyfriend." Guess we've gone a long way from his "Baby" days, haven't we? I mean, in the first shot of "Baby," he's actually covering himself up!

Well, the 45-second teaser for "Boyfriend" premiered on The Voice last night, and if you missed it, thank god for YouTube. (Seriously, I really have no idea what we did pre-YouTube era.) Needless to say, it's getting everyone hot and bothered. Never before have we seen Bieber this sexy! I can see this video becoming yet another 720 million-hit YouTube sensation, just like "Baby." (Seriously. Over 720 million hits!) Whew, Bieber really has grown up.

The reviews for The Vow are in, and it looks like Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum have mad chemistry. And it's a good thing, too. Because to hear the critics tell it, if it weren't for that chemistry, we might start wondering if Channing Tatum is actually just a computer-generated vision of manliness and not an actual human being.

Oh my, the consensus seems to be that Channing is not exactly what we could call an ACT-OR, as such. Poor Channing, what are you doing in this role as a bohemian type in the first place? It's like he's a Greco-Roman wrestler in a movie about Greco-Roman wrestling who suffered a tragic head injury and wanders away only to find himself in the wrong movie, wearing a pork pie hat. And he can't remember where he really belongs!

George Lucas is poo-pooing on capitalism, and I don’t blame him. As much effort as he put into the making of Red Tails, which is dropping to-day in your local movie theater, I’d be a little disenchanted with the money-making movie industry and power economics in general too.

It’s not that deep for us reg’lar Americans just trying to figure out which new release will keep us (and for parents, our kids) entertained. After all movie tickets are like, what? A hundred dollars a pop now? So that investment better be worth not only our while, but our buck. From the trailers and the hype, Red Tails sounds like a good bet. And I’m not just saying that because I’m black.

Just in case you’re floundering between this and some other film, allow me to present a few reasons to park your caboose in a Red Tails showing. First, the trailer, which…oh! The brother from Moesha. I didn’t know he was in it. I digress:

It's a Wonderful Life might be the perennial classic Christmas film, but it never feels like the holiday season until I've gotten my funny fix from flicks like National Lampoon's Christmas and Love, Actually. And this year, we can add a hilarious clip from FunnyorDie.com to the line-up.

The comedy site recently added the special episode, "Drunk History Christmas," to their web series, Drunk History, which has become a phenomenon beloved the Internet over for being as sober as it is educational ... In other words, uh, it's neither at all, but one thing it usually is: Sure to make you laugh. The series has starred lots of famous faces (Will Ferrell, Michael Cera) and covered all different histories, from Abraham Lincoln to George and Martha Washington. But this seasonally-spirited ep stars mega-hottie Ryan Gosling, the always charismatic Eva Mendes, and Jim Carrey ... as Santa Claus!! Plus, it really is as funny as it sounds.

Christina Hendricks' breasts are real, and they're spectacular.

In a town where fake boobs and dyed blond hair seem to rule, it's refreshing to admire some of Hollywood's biggest stars who have kept it real. With natural breasts that make everyone a little googly eyed, these six celebrities haven't had to go under the knife because, well, they were born with perfectly beautiful boobies. From a 25-year-old pop star to a 44-year-old Oscar winner, our roundup of the best unenhanced breasts will either make your day or make you insanely jealous.

Have you seen Captain America star Chris Evans and his hunky biceps? Swoon! But he's just the latest hunk to become a big screen action star hero (although he doesn't actually having any superhuman powers in the film). Uber hunks Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, and Robert Downey have all set our hearts racing as we watched them saving damsels in distress. So in our the battle of the super heroes, the question is not which one would win in a fight, but rather, which one is the hottest?

Let's take a look.