Today on The Daily Stir, Adriana wants to talk about Heidi Klum's hot legs and Jimmy Kimmel's mysterious meltdown at the Emmys. But wait, there's more! Mitt Romney has something to say to women, so hope you're all listening 'cause you won't want to miss this. Check it out:

I was kind of hoping Sofia Vergara would win the Emmy for best supporting actress in a comedy series last night just so we could hear her acceptance speech (anyone else just die for that accent?). Even though she lost to her Modern Family co-star Julie Bowen, Sofia still managed to command our attention in a sexy Zuhair Murad green sequin gown. Then, when she had a wardrobe malfunction and her dress split right down the middle, well, it was pretty much an injunction that all eyes had to be on Sofia. Is there a golden trophy for best photo of an ass by a comedy actress in a ripped dress? Because this pic should totally be nominated:

Hollywood's finest really pulled out the fashion big guns at last night's 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards. The red carpet in front of the Nokia Theater in downtown L.A. was full of crazy bright colors. Sofia Vergara looked stunning, despite her "wardrobe malfunction," and holy WOW Heidi Klum and her thigh-high slits made me drool. But is it just me, or was this the year of hot dress, weird face to match?

I'm not just talking about the sweltering temperatures making for makeup mishaps either. From awkward "messy" hair to weird eyeliner, there were a handful of celebs who picked the right gown but the execution, well, was just a little off.

Let's take a look at 5 stars whose hair and makeup ruined their 2012 Emmy look:

Julianne Moore's portrayal of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin in the HBO docudrama Game Change was devastating enough. But then she was handed an Emmy for it! And she delivered an unflinching blow to the grizzly mama in her acceptance speech: "I feel so validated since Sarah Palin gave me a big thumbs down."

Harsh? You betcha! (WINK) But if Sarah Palin can dish it out, she can take it. We're not exactly talking about a shy, meek, tactful woman here. Sarah Palin pretty much makes her living on delivering punches to the left.

The 2012 Emmy Awards had no shortage of fun quirky moments. From John Stewart's major F-bomb to Tracy Morgan "passing out on stage" -- I was laughing throughout a majority of the shindig. My fave part of the entire show, though? The opening skit. Launching with Zooey Deschanel and Christina Hendricks practicing their "I can't believe I won!" faces in a backstage mirror, a distraught Kimmel comes in hysterically crying and closes himself in a bathroom stall. Kathy Bates, Mindy Kaling, and Connie Britton join the two ladies in an effort to get to Jimmy's stall and calm him down and, in the process, stumble upon a naked Lena Dunham from Girls eating cake in a stall next to him.

I know, there's a lot going on here. This is a skit that will have you keeling over in laughter. Check out the 2012 Emmys opening skit here:

Whoa -- did you happen to see the amazing dress Heidi Klum wore to the Emmys last night? I know, I know -- she's a supermodel and she looks ridiculously good in anything so what she wears to the Emmys shouldn't be a huge deal. (But it was -- it really was.)

Heidi showed up on the red carpet in this sea green colored Alexandre Vauthier gown -- and the two slits on either side all the way up to her hips proved that her legs are even more perfectly toned than we ever imagined. Seriously -- didn't she look like some sort of goddess in this thing?

OMG. Did you watch the Emmys last night? And if you didn't, did you at least hear that Tracy Morgan passed out on stage and just laid there for like five minutes and nobody even went up to help him?

Yes, of course the whole thing was nothing but a prank pulled by Tracy and Jimmy Kimmel -- who ultimately fooled plenty of Twitter users into thinking that Tracy had actually passed out -- causing them to immediately turn on their TVs to see what was going on and whether or not Tracy was ok.

How much do I love Amy Poehler, let me count the ways. I love that she went with a plunging V-neck dress to the Emmys (with sparkles, too!), I love that she wore a $2 toy ring her son picked out, and I love that she and Julia Louis-Dreyfus worked together on their Emmy acceptance speeches. Both women were nominated for best actress in a comedy series along with Tina Fey, Edie Falco, Lena Dunham, Melissa McCarthy, and Zooey Deschanel ... and while Julia Louis-Dreyfus won the trophy for her role in HBO's Veep, Amy didn't exactly walk away empty-handed.

OK, take that back, she totally walked away empty-handed, but she absolutely deserved something -- a bag of Twizzlers, a bottle of champagne, a sticker, anything -- for her comedic performance last night. Amy stole the show.