We had a good run, people. It's been at least several months since Charlie Sheen's craziness has been splattered all over the media, but he's back in the headline business now -- and unfortunately, it's not because he's come up with a plethora of thrilling new catchphrases to replace "tiger blood" and "Adonis DNA." The latest bizarre news coming from Sheen is all about his ex-wife Brooke Mueller and their 4-year-old twin boys, and based on the accusations from everyone involved, this family situation is even more messed up than anything we've seen on Teen Mom.
I'm not even sure where to begin, because the insanity has been coming fast and furious in the last week. A brief recap: Sheen publicly called Mueller a "dangerous, evil whore"; Mueller filed for a restraining order against Sheen; now Sheen's other ex Denise Richards has described the boys' behavior as disturbingly violent.
Unbelievably, it gets worse.