If anyone in Hollywood had an actual chance at helping Lindsay Lohan turn her life around, I would have guessed it would be her once Mean Girls mentor, Tina Fey or maybe co-star Amy Poehler. But Charlie Sheen?! No way! Still, maybe because they bonded on the set of Scary Movie 5, and then he attempted to helped her avoid a total nightmare with the IRS by lending her $100K, he thinks he's the man best suited for the job. And he can't stop yabbering about it to TMZ.
He recently told them, "I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not. She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who's been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey. ... If she listens, she'll win. If she doesn't, that's on her." Oh, geeeeze, right?! It's no wonder LiLo just wishes he'd shut up -- which is probably the wisest reaction she could possibly have!