The way her story has been playing out, you'd think Khloe Kardashian was a 52-year-old on the verge of menopause desperately trying anything to get pregnant and eating herself alive with bitterness over her sisters' fertility. But chill everyone! Khloe is still a young woman and practically a newlywed. She has an important message for her fans in this month's Redbook. Khloe says: Quit asking about my fertility issues!

John Travolta has managed to stay out of the press lately. Remember when it seemed like every other week he was being accused of sexual harassment by some masseuse? But then he and wife Kelly Preston had a baby and all seemed to go back to normal (at least normal for them) for awhile. But along comes comedian Margaret Cho to stir the pot again! Margaret starred with Travolta in Face/Off and had some choice words to say about him during a recent comedy routine. And those words had to do with John Travolta's rumored sexuality. Primarily, that he's, ya know, GAY. I know, CRRRRRAZY.

Hey, remember when Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey had that reality show called Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica and we got to see how totally in looooove they were while Jessica continually burped and farted and expressed her deep confusion over whether Chicken of the Sea was chicken or tuna?

Yeah, I barely do either, and apparently neither does Nick Lachey. It's probably not exactly a shocker to hear he's totally moved on, but according to what he said on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen last night, he hasn't even spoken to Jessica in years.

That wasn't the jaw-dropper of the evening, though. The big OMG moment came when Lachey dropped a huge piece of gossip about Jessica's dad Joe Simpson -- while cameras were rolling, no less.

So it looks like Robert Pattinson is 75 percent likely to be Kristen Stewart's date at the Met Ball. BUT WILL IT BE THEIR FAREWELL DATE?!? According to BlindGossip.com, Robert Pattinson signed a contract obligating him to make public appearances with Kristen as a couple. Yes, for Twilight publicity. Meanwhile, Rob's in New York, and has anyone noticed how close he is with Katy Perry? We've seen him and Kristen hang out with Katy together, most recently a Coachella. But then Rob and Katy saw a Daughters concert together, and over the weekend they had dinner together. OMG, is Katy Perry Rob's REAL girlfriend?!? Here's what Blind Gossip says about that contract.

OMG. What the heck was she thinking? Bachelor Sean Lowe's fiancée, Catherine Giudici, went maternity shopping, which is bizarre enough in itself considering she's not pregnant -- and then she went and tweeted about it to make sure everyone knew she'd been in a maternity store.

Oh. Yes. She. Did.

On May 2, she headed into the store in L.A. with fellow Bachelor co-star Lesley Murphy and then posted the following update to her Twitter account:

"Just emerged from the womb of Destination Maternity. Boy, was it crowded in there. @LesleyMurph @bhlmagazine #letthefalserumorsbegin #milky!"

Could Amanda Bynes finally be coming to the end of what seems like a long manic episode that started with a DUI and has culminated with a series of bizarre half-nude tweets? Sources say that the actress (can we call her that anymore?) has recently reached out to her parents -- whom she had cut out of her life awhile ago. Perez Hilton reports that Amanda made contact with her worried parents and tried to mend fences.

The Amanda Bynes drama gets weirder by the day. As if the bizarre getups (ratty blonde wigs in Times Square, lingerie to the gym) and the outrageously weird Twitpics of herself topless weren't bad enough, her downward spiral has gotten even  stranger. In a new interview with In Touch magazine, she one-ups the looniness with her most troubling rant yet.

Talk about hard to please! One would think that if your kid grew up to be a Grammy-nominated, chart-topping pop star, you'd be pretty happy, right? Not in Katy Perry's case. The singer's dad, pastor Keith Perry -- yup, the same guy who called her divorce from Russell Brand a "gift from God" -- apparently refers to his daughter in sermons as a "devil child." Gee thanks, Dad! In fact, it seems as if the preacher has made Katy's career the centerpiece of his, um, "teachings," as he regularly asks congregations to pray for her "healing." Oh, and it gets better! Keith Perry blasts his kid's multi-platinum success with the following overblown bit of self-righteousness: "I was at a concert of Katy’s where there were 20,000. I'm watching this generation and they were going at it. It almost looked like church. I stood there and wept and kept on weeping and weeping. They're loving and worshiping the wrong thing."