Have you heard the latest rumor about Kim Kardashian? Supposedly she's on drugs! An unnamed source says sweet sis Khloe is furious over Kim taking Valium and sleeping pills. "Khloe's really freaked out by it: She found a bottle of pills and knew straight away what Kim was doing."

The unnamed "insider" went on to say that "tough love" Khloe has given Kim an ultimatum: Kick the pills in three weeks or she'll tell the Momager and Kanye. Like Kris isn't already poring over every Kardashian mention in the tabloids.

Riiight. What's that I smell? Ah yes, the overwhelming stench of horsepucky. This story has so many layers of baloney I can't even count them all.

A world without Gilly, Dooneese Maharelle, and the Target Lady. Oh, say it ain't so.

Kristen Wiig had a hard time holding back the tears as she wrapped her final Saturday Night Live episode on May 19. And so did her fans. Without her crazy, high-energy scene-stealers, it just won't be as worth tuning in every week, will it?

Sigh. Of course they're going there. Will Smith slapped a male reporter this week at the Men in Black 3 premiere in Moscow for trying to kiss him, and the "OMG, Will Smith really MAY be gay" rumors are already going crazy on the interwebs. People! Get hold of yourselves!

Not wanting a guy to plant his lips on him doesn't put Will Smith in the "he doth protest too much" camp. He's a human being who gets to say who -- and when -- gets their lips on his. And as far as Big Willie's concerned, that apparently does not include a Ukrainian reporter from 1+1. Who can blame him? Gay, straight, they just met! I'd have been pretty PO'd myself.

Even before The National Enquirer posted their Raven Symone "Gay Shocker!" story, the buzz was that the former child star and current Broadway diva was "coming out." After all, the tabloid reported that she's been carrying on a lesbian relationship with America's Next Top Model contestant AzMarie Livingston and "doesn't care what anyone thinks" anymore! So that's exactly the same thing as saying the actress has confirmed her sexuality, right?

Uh, wrong. The truth is that Raven didn't exactly respond to the rumors by declaring herself "out and proud." But that's not to say her response wasn't still completely commendable ...

Maggie Gyllenhaal is the kind of actress it is impossible to dislike. She is beautiful and smart and funny and ridiculously talented. If she is in a movie, I can usually assume it is going to be a good one. But she is also a celebrity and because she is a celebrity, she deals with paparazzi and she hates it. 

"[The paparazzi] can be so brutal, so unkind, Gyllenhaal told The Huffington Post and while I get her point, this whole new trend of celebrities fighting back against the media is a little annoying.

First it was Ashley Judd fighting back on Huffington Post. Then it was Scarlett Johansson doing the same. Even if I agree with them on the content of what they are saying, I also think it is time celebrities suck it up

Well, the National Enquirer's Raven Symone "Gay Shocker!" story is out, and it's exactly what various gossip sites promised -- and then some. They've detailed Raven's alleged lesbian love affair with America's Next Top Model contestant AzMarie Livingston, and even explain how the actress reportedly ended up coming to grips with her sexuality. 

See, apparently, her family is none too happy about all of this, and The Enquirer's source says Raven "feels her parents are still trying to treat her like she's a kid, and she's told them she's going to do what she wants. ... She's at a point now where she doesn't care what her family thinks."

Good for her! You know, I get the feeling that if this is true, and she has struggled with her sexuality, it hasn't helped that in the public's mind, she's one of those perpetual child stars.

Jennifer Lopez keeps telling us her love don't cost a thing, but if it did?

That price tag would be all kindsa high! Get this -- J.Lo just topped Forbes Celebrity 100 list, the magazine's annual ranking of celebs with the most money and fame. (Last year's #1: Lady Gaga). Apparently, in addition to all the buzz generated by her divorce/American Idol/boy toy tabloid trifecta Lopez made $52 million in earnings last year -- damn, girl!

Don't be fooled by the rocks that you got, hmmmm?

So, I'll be honest. My first reaction to this breaking news was basically ... and then? J.Lo's rich and famous ... what else is new?

But then I looked at the rest of the list ...

Jonathan Murray is considered one of the founding fathers of reality TV. He created The Real World for MTV, and he's behind a bunch of other reality shows including The Bad Girls Club and Keeping Up With the Kardashians and its spin-offs. Now he's putting to rest one of the biggest rumors about the Kardashian series: Whether or not Kim's marriage to Kris Humphries, which lasted a mere 72 days, was staged for the cameras. Says Murray:

Kim did not seek us out as to who she should marry, nor should she. All we're doing as producers is saying, "Kim, we want to cover it." We want to shoot the marriage, hell, if they'd let us we'd go on the honeymoon with them. (They didn't let us.) We're just the people who document what happens. I would not want the responsibility of telling Kim what to do in her romantic life.