It looks like Teen Mom Amber Portwood has finally hit rock bottom, and it may be for the best. Time and time again we've seen her make horrifically irresponsible choices, then make them again. Most frustrating has been the fact that she refuses to take any responsibility for her actions and always seems to have an excuse or someone to blame. Today, however, it seems that she's run out of excuses and is ready to take whatever blame may come as she flat out asked a judge to send her to prison for five years.

Back in January, she was given a five-year prison sentence for drug possession, but the judge told her if she completed a drug rehab program she could avoid the time behind bars. Today, according to TMZ, she told the judge she hadn't been following the rules of the rehab program since the beginning and that she will always be a "bad girl."

Sometimes you have to wonder why celebrities bother to hire help, as they are constantly getting sued by their former employees. The latest comes from Sharon Stone's nanny, who was hired to help Stone with her three sons. The nanny, Erlinda Elemen, started out as the "backup nanny" and then was promoted to the "head nanny." Wow, can you believe celeb moms have a backup and head nanny? Must be great to have all of that help. Except the help has a way of turning around and suing -- at least if you're famous.

Anyway, Elemen is claiming that Stone treated her like garbage, basically. Let's go down the list of bizarre complaints the nanny has ...

Halle Berry is on the warpath against the paparazzi.

This is no "those jerks took pictures of my nip-slip" feud. Nope. The Oscar-winner is pissed about all the photos taken of her 4-year-old Nahla. She recently complained to Access Hollywood:

Nahla was just in a magazine and they said, what does she -- and I think Gwen Stefani’s kid -- have in common? They were both nose pickers, and I thought, "You know we are stooping to a new low when we prop up our children and exploit them like this." And people can’t wait to open up a magazine and see what 4-year-olds are wearing. There is something wrong, fundamentally wrong, with that.

No Halle ... that is fundamentally funny. And, whether you like it or not, it's the kind of stuff your fans want to see.

Talk about crazy timing. A year and a half after Jillian Michaels announced she was calling it quits as a trainer on The Biggest Loser to pursue motherhood, she finally is a mom. Of twins!

Well, OK, not exactly twins in the two babies born at once who came out of the same tummy sense. I'm talking twins in the "arrived at the same time to meet our two new mommies" sense. There are two, count 'em, two adorable kiddos at chez Michaels now. The fates were certainly smiling on her this month! So how did it go down?

The latest film chronicling the road to parenthood hits theaters today! Yep, What to Expect When You're Expecting, the movie very very VERY loosely based on the popular guidebook for expectant parents, is here and jam packed with big celebrity names, including Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez, Elizabeth Banks, Matthew Morrison, Dennis Quaid, Chris Rock, and more!

The story follows five couples as they trudge through the pre-baby preparation process and all its highs and lows. But do they get it right? Isn't that what you really want to know? How realistic is What to Expect's representation of pregnancy and waiting for baby? Well, I watched the movie with a critical been there, done that mom eye, and here's my review of what they got right and what they got wrong ... 

Celebrity parents are known for giving their children names that are a bit odd and obscure, and it's always so refreshing when one of them chooses something more unexpected (like something remotely normal). Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley recently adopted their second baby girl, and plenty of people are already buzzing about her "unusual" name.

But when I first heard what they'd chosen to call their new little bundle, I immediately recognized it as being a very old-fashioned name that is romantic, and reminiscent of a time when things in life were much more simple. I didn't think it was strange or nontraditional at all -- if anything, it's absolutely beautiful.

For Jessica Simpson, parenthood means big profits.

Two weeks after giving birth to daughter Maxwell Drew, Simpson already has a maternity line in the works and reportedly sold the first baby pics for a whopping $800,000. On top of that, she inked a $4 million deal with Weight Watchers to lose her much-discussed baby weight. If only all moms could figure out how to monetize motherhood. And I mean something much grander than selling your tot's barely worn Robeez on eBay.

Oops, she did it again. Yes, I'm talking about Britney Spears, and yes -- I'm well aware of just how overused that line is. But when it comes to Brit's fashion sense, there's really no better way to sum up her style.

Spears wore this nude colored mini dress to FOX's Upfronts in New York City -- and honestly, she might as well have just thrown on a nightgown or racy piece of lingerie. She would've achieved the same effect (showing off the fact that she's shed a bit of weight and gotten her groove back), but she wouldn't have looked like she was trying so hard.