Oh, Madonna. You made my night at the Super Bowl viewery called my living room worth every ... single ... blessed moment. You see, I'm trying NOT to be a complete sports neophyte since my kids show interest in such things, but secretly I was just waiting around for the Halftime Show and you, my old friend. And by old, I obviously mean we go way back -- remember that fall day in 1984 when I rushed home after school to catch your "Lucky Star" video on TV for the first time -- oh wait, I guess you wouldn't remember -- after all, it was me watching you, me getting my completely mind blown, and you gyrating in that belly shirt, becoming the queen of my entire girlness.

So tonight at the Super Bowl as you burst out VOGUE-ing on your well-manned Chariot du jour, it all came flooding back. That same familiar smile sneaked across my face, and once again -- and in that big ol' Super Bowl of testosterone infusion -- you made womanhood completely frickin' rad. Oh yes, you did.

This probably won't come as a huge surprise considering that she had to deliver her baby in a custom birthing suite, but there is a rumor that Beyonce has hired not one, but six nannies to help take care of baby Blue Ivy!

Good grief! What on earth is she going to do with twelve extra hands? Doesn't she realize that she only has one baby?

If this story is true, then it sounds like Beyonce has no interest in being a hands-on mom. Has she even changed that little girl's diaper yet? Supposedly part of the reason she uses six nannies is so baby Blue Ivy is treated to a fresh diaper every single hour. Wow. It definitely doesn't suck to be Beyonce's kid. Where do I sign up?

Remember when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie vowed not to marry until gay marriage is legalized all over the country? Uh ... me neither. I completely forgot that was the reason why they chose not to marry. I'm not sure I ever even knew that in the first place. It's really hard to keep track of which celebrity couples aren't married for political reasons, which aren't married for philosophical reasons, and which ones just haven't gotten around to it.

But anyhoo, hey, did you hear Brad and Angelina might get married after all -- even though not all 50 states have legalized gay marriage? In an interview with Hollywood Reporter, Brad Pitt seemed to be mulling over the idea. 

Tragic news is being reported about Demi Moore. According to TMZ, the actress was rushed to the hospital late last night for an incident related to substance abuse.

"A source" told the site that she is currently seeking further "professional assistance" for substance abuse issues. Her rep confirmed that she is seeking treatment and issued a statement that read:

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' break-up? Duh. Katy Perry and Russell Brand's bust? Saw it coming from miles away. But Heidi Klum and Seal?!!! Who saw this divorce coming? Yes, it's true, says TMZ: The model and Project Runway host and her singer hubby, who married May 10, 2005 at Seal's beachfront home in Mexico, are reportedly calling it quits! Sources with direct knowledge say Heidi will file divorce papers in L.A. County Superior Court as early as next week. Apparently, she will cite the ever popular "irreconcilable differences" as the reason the marriage is OVER.

UGH! What the heck?! This disheartening news actually strikes as more shocking than almost any recent Hollywood breakup.

Judging from her healthy glow, happy relationship with fiance Jason Trawick, and seemingly very stable relationship with her little boys, the shaved-head, umbrella-wielding Britney Spears of yesteryear seems long gone. Even the party animal pop star of the early-to-mid-'00s is probably a distant memory. But that doesn't seem to be stopping Britney Spears' bodyguard from reportedly attempting to make a buck off of stories from BritBrit's bad gal days.

Fernando Flores, whose name may sound familiar because he claimed Brit sexually harassed him a while back, is quoted in The Sun newspaper as telling a friend some dirty details he hopes to reveal in a tell-all he's apparently being paid $1 million for.

To many of us, Michelle Williams is still Jen Lindley, the girl from New York who showed up in the Creek and rocked Dawson's world. In fact, seeing her sitting next to former Creek co-star and friend Busy Phillips at the 69th annual Golden Globe Awards tonight only served to reinforce that memory. But then, the ingenue-turned-acclaimed performer won Best Actress in a Motion Picture (Musical or Comedy) for My Week With Marilyn, beating the likes of Kate Winslet and Charlize Theron. Aaaand ... we're catapulted back to 2012! Williams is very much playing in a whole different league now.

Nonetheless, she's just as down-to-earth and real as a dear old friend ... at least judging from her beautiful acceptance speech that should go down in Globes history as one of the most heartwarming ever. Turns out, as honored as Michelle was to portray Marilyn Monroe, the role Michelle most cherishes is that of a mom.

Being that there seem to be a handful of scandals involving the Kardashians in the news at any given time, it's no real surprise that riding right on the coattails of the Khloe Kardashian paternity rumors is a shiny new story about the "boy toy" who busted up Kris Jenner's first marriage to Khloe, Kim, and Kourtney's dad, Robert Kardashian. Remember how Kris bragged in her tell-all Kris Jenner and All Things Kardashian about all that hot sex she was having outside of her marriage beginning in 1989? In the book, she called her lover "Ryan," but it turns out his real name is Todd Waterman. 

Waterman, a renowned animator, has revealed to Star magazine his identity, confirmed the "scandalous ... year and a half" relationship that occurred when he was 24 and Kris was 34, and disputed that he's Khloe's real father as she was five when the affair began. But that's not all ...