Everyone thinks that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison broke up because of another man. Not that there's one in the picture right now. (That we know of.) I mean that man who was in the picture (several of them; splashed all over the media) a year ago. Rumors are swirling that it took RPattz awhile, but that he finally kicked KStew to the curb because of her year-old romance with her director, Rupert Sanders. Oh sure, there were probably other problems too. Rob was said to not appreciate Kristen's constant bad mood and they'd been distant this whole month, and he blew her off on his birthday. But it's all really about Rupert, isn't it?! Unless it's not. Unless it's about someone else entirely. Someone female. Someone pretty. Someone buxom. Someone by the name of Katy Perry!

It was way back in 2005 that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt got divorced, and people STILL aren't over it. I mean, Brad and Jen are. Brad moved on to Angelina Jolie and a house full of kids. Jen has moved on to an engagement with Justin Theroux. But lordy, people. It's like WE can't get over it. What haaaappened? How could he? Angelina is a homewrecker! etc., etc.

Seriously, we whine about Brad and Jen as if it was our parents who got divorced! And I think the reason is that they made such a great couple (so we thought) that we fear that if it can happen to them, it can happen to anyone. As if Angelina wants your man! Anyway, Brad recently gave an interview to Esquire magazine giving some insight on what truly happened in his marriage and why he cheated on Jen.

Well, I guess that's a wrap. Yep, the party is officially over, people. Robert Pattinson moved out of Kristen Stewart's Los Feliz home yesterday, and from the looks of it, he couldn't get out of there quickly enough.

I mean, given that he's an A-list celebrity and all, he certainly could've afforded to hire a moving crew to pack up his stuff and help him relocate to wherever the hell he plans on going now that he's a single dude again. (Does he still have his own pad? I'm not sure.)

But instead -- Rob moved himself out by packing up suitcases and throwing some of his belongings in trash bags. And then he tossed them into his pickup truck and got the hell outta Dodge.

Finally! The inevitable has happened: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson broke up. For now. Whatever that means. Does anyone ever break up "until Thursday"? I guess someone is still clinging to hope that we'll get a Selena Gomez-Justin Bieber reunion. (And if that happens, I'll respond with all the maturity of Taylor Swift.) It could happen -- Kristen's lawyers could force Robert to live up to his no-breakups-until-August contract. Aw crap! I was going to stop bringing up that rumor.

Well anyway, it's the end of an era. And to be honest, I'm going to miss Robsten. They were A LOT of fun. I never tired of tracking the ups and downs of their relationship, the stunning contradictions coming from all those tabloid sources. What will we do without paparazzi photos of Rob and Kristen looking glum together at the airport? I do not know. So let us look back and remember all happy contented times. I give you: The Robsten Memorial Slideshow.

By now you've all probably heard the news that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are supposedly broken up FAH REALZ this time -- though they're rumored to still be living together for the sake of their children careers dogs. Details have started to surface about what may have driven the two lovebirds apart. And it ain't pretty.

Yee haw! Celebrities sure love them a glamorous backyard wedding. CaCee Cobb and Donald Faison got married last June, and now, part of their wedding video has been shared with the Internets. If you weren't insanely jealous of the party back when the photos were released, hold on to your straw hat, because the video will make your brain boil over with jealousy and make you wish Jessica Simpson was your best friend, too.

The video shows stars like Jess, Zach Braff, Seth Green, and Breckin Meyer (hello Clueless reunion!) let loose and have some fun. And when I say fun? I mean fun. Gah! So jealous.

Could it be any more obvs that Taylor Swift disapproves of Selena Gomez's relationship with Justin Bieber? Taylor sat close to her BFF Selena at the Billboard Music Awards like a protective mother hen and had something to say to her when Biebs got onstage to accept his Milestone award. She also staunchly kept seated when Selena refused to stand while everyone else around them stood up to applaud the singer, who was getting booed by at least half the audience. But the real fireworks didn't start until the crew got backstage. That's when Justin grabbed Selena for a kiss and Taylor let everyone know how she felt about it by sticking out her tongue and practically gagging. It was like something out of Mean Girls. And all caught on video. Thank GOD.

Somewhere, Rihanna must be gnashing her teeth and wailing. As we know, Rihanna and Chris Brown love to give clues into the status of their relationship and I don't mean they change their Facebook status to "It's Complicated." (Which would be so much more simple and helpful.) No, they do it all over Twitter. Their last exchange reeked of tit-for-tat with Rihanna tweeting after their latest breakup:

Settling is not an option! Nothing less than 100% loyalty, honesty, and respect!! Love ain't for kidz.

Wait a second, wasn't she dating Chris Brown?! Anyway, Chris seemed to respond with, "She's not mine if she's everybody elses." Which isn't quite grammatically correct, but gets the point across. And now here comes some MAJOR fuel to the twit-fire. And it wasn't even Rihanna or Chris who tossed the log on. It was Chris Brown's ex, Karrueche Tran. Yeah, the same one who got dumped for Rihanna.