BREAKING Blue Ivy Carter news!! (Probably!) Okay, so it hasn't been officially confirmed yet, but according to a report by MediaTakeOut.com, Beyonce and Jay-Z have revealed the identity of their baby girl's godmother ... and she is ... OPRAH WINFREY!!!

Can I just say ... I'm jealous of that child. Seriously! Green with envy. I mean, having Oprah Winfrey for a godmother is the closest thing you can get to having an actual fairy godmother. The most powerful fairy godmother in all the land. Think about it: If there's one person on this entire planet who could actually pull off the whole rags into a ballgown, pumpkin into a stagecoach thing?

Oprah Winfrey. Obviously! In fact, I'm pretty sure I saw her do exactly that for somebody on an episode of the Oprah show.

No doubt about it, Beyonce and Jay-Z made the right choice. How will godmother Oprah rock little Blue Ivy's world? Let me count the ways ...

Well here's a big surprise: When People Magazine asked readers which celebs they'd most like to have as neighbors, the Brad and Angelina family came in a close 2nd, just behind Tim Tebow! In spite of all the mocking about the 6 kids (half adopted), Brad's facial hair, and Angelina's glam/goth ways, people would love to have them living next door. 

I have my own theory as to why: It's not about Brad and Angelina. People are hooked on those adorable kids of theirs. We just can't get enough of them. See little Vivienne and Knox coming and going all day long? I think most neighbors would just love that.

Kardashian tell-all is in the works! TMZ reports that the Kardashian's former nanny, Pam Behan, is shopping around a book about her days minding Kris and Bruce's brood back when they were wee ones. The Jenner boys had better watch out. Apparently Pam thought they were "extremely spoiled and disrespectful." But what about Kim and Kourtney?

Supposedly Pam will be revealing some "intimate details" about the girls -- but I predict they're going to be the kinds of details that the Kardashian girls will approve of. Expect something along the lines of favorite boy bands, maybe an awkward braces photo, Halloween costumes, you get the picture. Why no dirt? Because apparently the Kardashian girls were tight with Pam. Even at a young age, Kim and Kourtney were no doubt working their magic influence over their nanny!

It's an inspiring story: Michelle Duggar makes the ultimate sacrifice for her family. She gets knocked up for the 20th time so the family show can go on. What a champ! Thanks, Mom. We know your last pregnancy was life-threatening, and that just adds to the drama, so we're super excited to see how this pans out. Maybe you could arrange for a third round of pre-eclampsia as well? Or at least another preemie? The studio will pay for Pitocin.

What, you think that's cynical? America is pretty divided over the Duggar family. You either love them or you're totally repulsed. But there's one thing I think we can all agree on: everyone loves a television pregnancy. Baby #20 is ratings gold for TLC.

Sometimes the life of a princess doesn't seem so dreamy after all. One of the drawbacks? Having the world analyze every move you make, every spoonful you put into your mouth, for hidden clues.

You think I'm exaggerating? Kate Middleton is making headlines for declining to take a bite of "peanut paste" (a famine-fighting staple that may or may not be the same as peanut butter) during a visit to a United Nations aid station in Copenhagen earlier this week. Prince William and royal hosts, the Danish Crown Prince and his wife, happily sampled the stuff.

Because peanuts are considered by some (though not all) medical experts to be a no-no during pregnancy, Kate's refusal to dig in has prompted -- you guessed it -- speculation that she's totally got a bun in the oven.

You know how we've all been giddily, greedily devouring every teensy, tangy morsel of bad news to hit the tabloids about Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher? (The latest? Moore and one of her daughters paid a visit to Kutcher on the Two and a Half Men set last week. Though they smiled and looked affectionate when people were watching, at least one news outlet sensed residual vibes, calling the set visit "cozy but tense.")

Well, it turns out that while we've been focused on each tiny detail of Moore and Kutcher's possibly troubled marriage -- Is he wearing his wedding ring? Was that angry shouting coming from the trailer on his set? -- a big thing has apparently happened to Moore's ex, Bruce Willis, which we may want to note: Willis and his wife, Emma Heming, are expecting a baby!

January Jones was with Ashton Kutcher for three years back in the late 1990s. Now, because of a blind item that ran on the site BlindGossip.com, speculation has turned to the idea that the cheating Kutcher may be the mystery father of Jones' baby boy.

Jones had her son Xander in September this year, but failed to list a father on the birth certificate, and the speculation has been hot. Then the news of Kutcher's rumored infidelity broke and suddenly all eyes were on her former boyfriend, especially after this:

By now you may have seen the perfect-looking photos of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's gorgeous twins, or you may have caught the 20/20 segment with Barbara Walters where the celebrity couple lets the mother of all interviewers into their home -- and the babies' lavish nursery.

Of course, it's a Barbara Walters interview -- meaning there are probing questions asked, deep secrets about infertility and miscarriages revealed, and of course a nice sprinkling of tears along the way. It's been said that Walters never met a person she didn't make cry. Okay, it hasn't really been said that way, but you've heard the jokes too.

But what struck me most about the video and the to-die-for photos was how completely over-the-moon cute the 6-month-old babies are -- a boy and girl name Moroccan and Monroe (Roc and Roe for short). So cute and coddled and immaculately dressed and coiffed, they could be royalty. American royalty.