We've had quite a few Kardashian paternity rumors in the past, but this one I'm going to tell you about? It blows the others out of the water. Let's just say it's not a good day to be Scott Disick.

InTouch Weekly is reporting that Kourtney Kardashian might be keeping a huge secret from the rest of the world -- and Scott may not be Mason Disick's real father. Now this is just hearsay for the time being, but before you roll your eyes, get THIS: the guy who claims he slept with Kourtney nine months before Mason's birth is so sure he's the little boy's dad that he's willing to take a DNA test.

Yeah. Shit just got real.

Tori Spelling has got her knickers in a twist because Star magazine had a recent cover story proclaiming that she and her husband, Dean McDermott, were getting divorced. It also asked, "Who Will Get the Kids?" with an inset pic of Tori's three four children.

She posted a scathing riposte to her blog, recounting how her two eldest, Liam and Stella, saw the cover and got very upset. She then had to explain to them that magazines don't always print what's real, and that she and Dean had no intention of divorcing.

There's only one Suri Cruise. Or maybe not. Pictures of a little girl who looks uncannily like Suri Cruise -- even dresses like her and acts like her and gets carried around just like her -- have shown up in the press and theories abound as to who this little girl is. Did Katie and Tom really have twins and for some reason kept the second Suri under wraps? Since Suri 2.0 has been seen leaving the same Manhattan school Suri attends -- with the same mother, Katie Holmes, who gave birth to the real Suri -- theories have focused on the idea that this must be SURI'S BODY DOUBLE. Woah.

That whole sex of the baby thing is a conundrum, isn't it? Before ultrasounds, no one knew the sex of the baby and expectant parents and their family and friends (as well as perfect strangers) would hazard various guesses based on cravings, how the baby is being "carried," even butt size. Now, of course, we can all know the sex of a baby before its born thanks to modern day technology. Oh, and "sources."

Yep, if you're a celebrity, and you take someone into your confidence, it's not unlikely that someone could turn around and run to a tabloid with the news. And that is apparently what's happened to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Reportedly, they know the sex of the child. And told someone. That someone told US Weekly. And if you prefer to be surprised come Kim's July delivery, don't read any further.

Beyonce, otherwise known as Queen of the Entire Universe, graces the March cover of Vogue, and in addition to looking incredibly gorgeous AS USUAL, she shares some really candid words about her life this past year.

To start, I find Beyonce’s comments about her post-baby body fascinating:

Jessica Simpson will walk down the aisle a second time ... when she isn't busy being pregnant, that is. Word has it that she and fiance Eric Johnson are planning an intimate wedding in the backyard of the mansion they're buying from the Osbournes. But who knows WHEN they'll set the date? As Jess herself so eloquently puts it, "Eric keeps knocking me up!" Ew.

Well, finally, someone has said what we're all thinking: I hope to god Kim Kardashian doesn't have a girl! Can you imagine what Kris Jenner will do with her?! And that person is (reportedly allegedly rumoredly) none other than Kim's baby's daddy, Kanye West. One of those trusty sources told Celeb Dirty Laundry:

He’s got his heart set on having a son. He’s always wanted a little boy. He wants to spoil him rotten but also teach him a lot. He wants his son to be great so hopefully he’ll be able to have a little guy.

Oh wait. That said nothing about Kris Jenner. But let's just act like it did, shall we? Because who could blame the guy if he really WAS thinking that.

On today's Daily Stir, I dish out all the dirt on Britney Spears' big breakup and give you the scoop on Beyonce's new TMI documentary, where we get a little too up close and personal with the pop star. And I'm screaming in fear over Kate Middleton's super creepy "first official portrait." Check it out: