It sounds like there's yet another celebrity we can go ahead and put on "bump watch," now that Beyoncé admits she wants more kids with Jay-Z.

Bey's little girl, Blue Ivy, is a year old now, so I guess it's not too surprising that she has babies on the brain and is considering giving her daughter a sibling. But her reasoning for adding to her family sounds, well -- just a little bit off.

Ridiculous demands from stars is nothing new. Prince wants clear plastic covering everything in his dressing room. Marilyn Manson supposedly demanded a bald, toothless hooker. Cher insisted on a separate room for her wigs. Madonna gets brand new toilet seats wherever she performs. So I am not sure why I was surprised by the reports of Beyonce's recent backstage demands, but I was. You won't believe what Queen Bey allegedly asked for.

Beyonce may have had an action-packed year filled with becoming a mom, premiering an HBO documentary about her life, and performing at the Super Bowl, but she's not showing signs of slowing down anytime soon. Blue Ivy's mama and Jay-Z's wife kicked off her Mrs. Carter Show World Tour yesterday night in Belgrade, Serbia and debuted one costume in particular everyone can't stop talking about -- because it's doesn't "leave much to the imagination." Uh huh.

Sorry, people. A gold sequined leotard with the outline of breasts, nipples, aerolas, and abs is not the same thing as actually revealing her breasts, nipples, aerolas, and abs.

The stars are coming out for Gucci's Chime for Change, a girls' and women's empowerment initiative supported by co-founders Beyonce, Salma Hayek, Blake Lively, Zoe Saldana, Olivia Wilde, John Legend, Katy Perry, Evan Rachel Wood, the list goes on and on. All of 'em are featured in a new video as part of the campaign, in which Beyonce talks about how she strives to empower 1-year-old Blue Ivy. Apparently, she's taken to telling her daughter every day she can be president. That she should know it's possible. So awesome!

Oh, sure, Bey sort of chuckles at herself for saying that to Blue since she's still so little, but so what? Check out the powerful clip ... 

Whew! Finally, somebody had the balls to speak up and say something. And after hearing that Beyonce felt "crazy fat" during her pregnancy, maybe the rest of us can open up about how our swollen bodies made us feel when we were expecting too.

Bey put on nearly 60 pounds while waiting for little Blue Ivy to arrive and says, "There were moments when I felt my nose had spread 20 inches, and my face felt crazy fat, and my lips were swollen, and I gained 57 pounds! But ultimately I enjoyed it."

OMG. I SO feel her on this one.

Prepare to have your brain hurt, because conservadouche Rush Limbaugh has opened his ridiculous mouth again. And it's not pretty. Or smart. Or enriching to society. It's just plain idiotic and completely nonsensical. In what seems to be a completely lame attempt to stay current and relevant, he recently commented on Beyonce's new single, "Bow Down/I Been On." And -- get this -- he seems to be under the impression that it's an anti-feminist anthem! BHAHAHAHA.

No, really. Citing a story in The Telegraph, Limbaugh claimed that, rather than standing up for women's independence, Beyonce is encouraging women to be subservient to their spouses. "Bow Down," according to Rush, is telling women to "put up with it." And "she married the rich guy. She now understands it's worth it to bow down to men." Are. You. Kidding. Me. Cuz that's hilaaarious!

I have to wonder: Was the guy was having a senior moment?

Ooooh, you guys, you won't BELIEVE what Keyshia Cole went and said about Beyonce! She totally dissed Queen Bey, in public and everything! It's, like, can you even imagine the incredible courage it took to type those inflammatory comments and hit the Tweet button? This lady has some SERIOUS moxie and has a downright masterful touch in bringing up many of the complex societal criticisms of Beyonce's new song, "Bow Down/I Been On"!

I'm kidding, of course. I can barely even understand Cole's tweets without a ghetto textspeak translator, and bashing someone on Twitter is about as chickenshit as it gets. Truly, whatever respect Cole might have earned by questioning the message in Beyonce's new track, she lost it in the delivery.

According to Beyonce, Blue Ivy, 1, is already reading flashcards. And I bet if you probed Mama Bey a little more, you'd learn that Blue is also fluent in French; has read Anna Karenina (in Russian); and is really the person responsible for discovering the god particle.

Moms.

We all think our kids are geniuses, don't we? When our babies point at something and scream, it's really their way of solving a complex Calculus problem. When they hold a book, it's clearly a sign they're going to be the next Jonathan Franzen. And when they shove a fist-full of Puffs into their adorable mouth, it's a demonstration of motor skills like no other.

Our children are all the smartest babies who have ever lived. To us. To everyone else, they're just babies.