While we here in the States are still debating the Woody Allen molestation accusation and mourning Philip Seymour Hoffman, the French have got some real gossip to chew on. According to them, President Obama has been having an affair with -- ready for it? -- Beyonce! Yes, everything from the well-respected Le Figaro to Yahoo France to the country's version of People magazine, Gala, is reporting on the spectacularly head-scratchingly weird rumor that Obama is secretly getting it on with Jay-Z's gal. The whole thing got started when a famous French photographer told Le Figaro:
You know, at this time, the United States, there is something big that is happening ... Besides, it'll go out tomorrow in the Washington Post, we cannot say that it is the gutter press [reporting on an] alleged affair between President Barack Obama and Beyoncé. I can assure you that the world will talk about it.