Time for some geeky disclosure: The only awards show I ever get really, truly excited about is the Tony Awards. They're just so much fun! All the musical numbers sprinkled throughout the show are always high-energy, entertaining, and memorable -- and the talented actors don't get nearly as much fame and fortune as their Emmys and Oscars counterparts, even though they perform live up to six times a week! Anyway, now that the new musical Kinky Boots is up for a huge 13 nominations, I had to learn more.

I've seen some random commercials featuring the show but know jack shit about it. Everyone's probably a little more familiar with its closest competitor, Matilda, which racked up an impressive 12 nominations. Didn't everyone read that Roald Dahl book back in the day? So, in case you were wondering what the hype is all about, here's everything you need to know about Kinky Boots ... though I'm sure the tickets will be astronomical in price by now!

Did you miss the MTV Movie Awards this weekend? Well if you did, you can still see the best part. All the talk this morning is about Selena Gomez's performance of her new single, "Come & Get It." She sang it live, she danced, and she looked like a boss. Way to go, Selena! It was a sophisticated performance that proved you don't have to go all obvious sexy vamp just to prove you're a grownup now.

Selena did a sort of Bollywood-themed dance, and it was sensual without being all butt-thumping, cleavage-baring, in-your-face sexy. And is it me, or was she channeling Beyonce a bit with the strutting? I thought it was killer. Just hope Justin Bieber wasn't watching, because this performance would have left him crying into his bong.

Twilight fans, if you're worried that Taylor Lautner will never get past the whole "shirtless" actor thing and break on through to the other side where his buddy Robert Pattinson is finding work, join the club. You'll be in fine company alongside, well, Taylor Lautner, who won Best Shirtless Performance at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards tonight.

Yes, TayLaut was up against the likes of Mr. Magic Mike himself, Channing Tatum, and he did Team Jacob proud. He brought home the golden popcorn bucket.

But don't you pity him. Uh uh.

He's survived breaking up with Taylor Swift. This guy can survive anything. Just consider how he responded to being objectified by the masses on MTV.

It feels like the 2013 Academy Awards were just yesterday, but still, the buzz has already begun for the 2014 Oscars. As much as I want to build this up and leave you in suspense about the hosting rumors, I just can't take it anymore. Justin Timberlake. YES. I knowwwwwww. Rumors are buzzing that JT may host the Oscars next year. Yeah yeah yeah, they're just rumors -- but MAN PLEASE YES OMG.

Some critics are saying that by that time (the Oscars are slated for March to avoid the Winter Olympics), JT and his "Suit & Tie" will be irrelevant. And to those people, I say no way. Last year's Oscars host announcement of Seth MacFarlane came in October. By October of this year, Justin will have just finished off his MAJOR summer tour with Jay-Z. Come November, the stunner will be releasing part two of The 20/20 Experience. Irrelevant? HA! This man will just be heating up again.

Justin Timberlake for 2014 Oscars host? I say best idea EVER.

Number one in Robert Pattinson's heart? Maybe... But one thing is for sure, KStew is tops in the hearts of kids everywhere. Last night at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, Kristen Stewart won Favorite Actress. Kristen won for her role in Breaking Dawn 2, AND she won Favorite Female Butt Kicker for Snow White and the Huntsman, beating out Hunger Games' Jennifer Lawrence twice -- whoa! Kristen got the green slime treatment, too, from hugging slimed presenters Sandra Bullock and Neil Patrick Harris.

Speaking of Robert Pattinson, where was he? Kristen went to the awards on her own. Rob wasn't nominated for anything. Couldn't he still have accompanied Kristen as a supportive boyfriend? Sure -- but that's no way for a Favorite Female Butt Kicker to work the red carpet.

With Kristen Stewart spending more time with Jacob Taylor Lautner than Edward on-again, off-again BF Robert Pattinson these days, and "Robsten" seeming more like a distant memory than anything else, it's no wonder MTV has axed the long-standing "tradition" of nominating the couple in the MTV Movie Awards' Best Kiss category. That's right! Although Taylor was nominated for Best Shirtless Performance (ha ha, but of course), Rob and Kristen, four-time winners of the Best Kiss category, weren't even nominated for Breaking Dawn: Part 2. Kinda crazy, especially considering this year would have been their much-anticipated grand finale!

But a source tells HollywoodLife.com that MTV had their reasons -- reasons you couldn't really blame 'em for.

I’ve always had a soft spot for Taylor Swift, and now I like her even more. The singing starlet covers the April issue of Vanity Fair, and she has some rather insightful points to make about the way her relationships -- or lack thereof -- are a constant source of media fodder and mockery.

Swift even has the gall to take on everyone’s fantasy BFFs, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (and by "everyone", I mean me). Regarding their Golden Globes jokes about Swift’s notorious love life, Swift invoked a quote she says Katie Couric shared with her: "There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women."

We might finally have the real reason why Kristen Stewart looked so scowly and sulky at the Oscars -- and it's not because of her crutches, or her knock-down-drag-out with Liberty Ross, nor even because she always looks that way.

No, maybe it's because Robert Pattinson apparently didn't text her that night! Harumph! Don't you hate it when a guy doesn't text you back?