Does anyone still watch American Idol? Bueller? Bueller ...? I think a lot of people tuned out when Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj were judges -- not even a fake feud could save that season. But now news is out about the brand spankin' new judges' panel. For those of you who still care, and apparently I do too, as I'm writing about it, the new ones will be: Jennifer Lopez, Harry Connick Jr., and Keith Urban, the sole returning judge from last season.
Idol veteran Randy Jackson will be back as an in-house mentor. We'll see how that goes. Ryan Seacrest will be back as host, so all of you worried about his departure can rest easy tonight.
But seriously, kids, is the show really the same ever since Simon Cowell left?