Do you know what I want? I want a computer that:

  • Is faster
  • Shoots out blue glitter when I beat games
  • Can hold more programs
  • Destresses me
  • Chirps
  • Dresses in twinkly lights
  • Has a bubble wrap background
  • Elevates
  • Good parental controls
  • Has rainbow font
  • Twirls
  • Uses pirate language. Arrrrr.

I'm a PC and Windows 7 was my idea.

What do you want in a PC?