John Mayer's Disgusting Playboy Interview

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John Mayer must be going for the world's biggest asshole award. From just one Playboy interview, he managed to make several headlines due to his lack of tact. Racist comments, bragging about his sex life with ex Jessica Simpson, and his love for porn were just some of the subject matter he revealed.

John told Playboy that he wouldn't date black women because “My d— is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and f—–’ David Duke c—." He also used the "N" word throughout in the interview.

He has since apologized via Twitter, but wow, what the hell, dude?

Oh, and it gets better. Apparently, his ex, Jessica Simpson, is "crazy in bed."

"That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm...

There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f—– snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f—– you, I would start selling all my s—– just to keep f—– you."

I'm sure Jessica appreciates you blabbing about her sex skills in an interview with a major magazine. And comparing her to drugs. Yeah, that's what every girl dreams about.

And on his love for porn: "By the way, pornography? It’s a new synaptic pathway. You wake up in the morning, open a thumbnail page, and it leads to a Pandora’s box of visuals. There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed."


So yes, after that interview, the title for world's biggest douchebag officially goes to John Mayer. Congrats, John.

You can read the rest of the shocking interview on Playboy's website.

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