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Poor Jessica!! The girl just can't get a break for being (gasp) human.
As if passing gas in the middle of a huge business meeting wasn't embarrassing enough, let's just post about it all over the web.
A source tells Us Weekly that Jessica Simpson had a, ahem, windy moment during a business meeting for her denim line in late January. "While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart," says the insider.
"Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."
Gee, thanks Mama Simpson for highlighting it.
I hope Jessica rebutted with something along the lines of the playground game "not it." Isn't that what we're supposed to do when a fart is introduced into a conversation?
Don't worry Jess, I would've high-fived you if I was there.