I have seriously lost track of the amount of times Justin Bieber has been in trouble with the law. There's been skirmishes with paparazzi. Driving too fast while apparently under the influence of ... something. There's that whole egging thing. The whole grabbing a cellphone from a fan thing. Partying too loud thing. And now there's the ATV assault. Yeah, ATV assault. I didn't see this one coming. Though as soon as pics appeared of Justin and back-on girlfriend Selena Gomez riding an ATV, I should have. Ladies and gentlemen, Justin Bieber has been arrested in Canada for assault with a dangerous ... ATV.
Reportedly, Justin and Selena were riding an ATV near JB's dad's home in Ontario when Justin crashed it into some photographers in a minivan. There followed an altercation.
While you can only guess that this happened because Justin was peeved that the paps were following him and snapping pics of him and Selena, it's unclear why he was arrested and the paps were not.
But this could mean big trouble for little Bieber because he is on probation stemming from that incredibly juvenile egging incident on his neighbor's house in Los Angeles.
One report said that "another person" was on the ATV at the time of the collision -- presumably Selena. But there have been no reports of injuries.
You just gotta wonder what Selena sees in this guy. Maybe she enjoys all the drama. I mean, never a dull moment, right?
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Justin could go to jail like Chris Brown did for violating probation ... maybe that will be the wake-up call he needs. Perhaps Bubba can talk some sense into him.
Is there any way we can get Canada to keep him?
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