Jesse Kovacs Christy Hansen

Uhhhhh ... yeah. To say things were a bit dramatic tonight on Bachelor in Paradise is definitely a huge understatement. Um, what the heck was up with all the intense feelings and serious relationship talk?

From Marcus Grodd freaking out over Lacy Faddoul puking and having to go to the hospital to Clare Crawley quitting the show because of Zack Kalter clearly not being able to give her the love she wants and deserves, emotions were definitely running high tonight, to say the least.

And then there were Michelle Money and Cody Sattler getting fake married on the beach. It was totally cute and so epic even though she wasn't exactly into it. (OMG. I love them. They need to get married for reals.)

But when it comes to the craziness in the house this week, by far, the alleged threesome that took place between Jesse Kovacs, Christy Hansen, and Lucy Aragon made us wonder whether we were watching ABC or Cinemax.

Dude. Seriously? I know the liquor is flowing in paradise and all, but none of us were expecting things to get so ... heated.

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How did Lucy put it? Sharing is caring? (Whatever.)

But even though Jesse seemed to be enjoying Christy and Lucy fairly equally, it all came down to the rose ceremony, and let's be honest, it was no big shocker that he gave the rose to Christy. Duh. Threesome or no threesome, he did sleep in her bed the whole night, not Lucy's -- which means they're totally getting engaged, right?

Do you think Jesse has the right intentions with Christy?

 

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