Ugh! The season finale of The Real Housewives of Orange County was frustrating! The women came back from Bali with so much unresolved beef. I hoped that Vicki's post-Bali bash would be the perfect opportunity for everyone to hash stuff out and identify the REAL enemy (Tamra Judge). Sadly that didn't happen. Instead the women are more divided than ever. The real drama of the episode came when Terry Dubrow (of all people) called David Beador a penis. That happened.
Yes, it was the penis-calling heard 'round the world. For anyone wondering what keeps Terry and Heather Dubrow together, the answer is this: Neither party is capable of accepting an apology and moving on. We've seen it with Shannon Beador trying time and time to make things right with Heather, and now we're seeing with their spouses. Oh mama, PLEASE. Don't they realize how petty it makes them look when they don't accept apologies like grown-ups? Barf.
Terry was apparently "incensed" over a quasi-salacious comment David made when Heather mounted the mechanical bull at their housewarming party. Here's why that's bogus: David playfully tells her to spread her legs....but EDDIE JUDGE literally yelled "Show us how you ride Terry!" Yeah, if anyone was being disrespectful, it was clearly Eddie. It's obvious that this dig at David was just a ploy in Terry's continuing quest to back up his wife's issues with Shannon.
So nothing was really resolved this episode! Terry called David a penis and everyone yelled at each other some. Truth be told, the silver lining in all of this is that it sets us up perfectly for next week's reunion special! Eep! Did you guys see the clips? Everyone has gotten a hair cut! Heather girl...those bangs...no, just...no.
Are you team Terry or team David? Why?
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