Farrah Abraham's Sex Toys Are Even More Disgusting Than We Thought

Farrah AbrahamIt takes a certain kind of person to believe that her special lady parts are so precious that others would be willing to pay good money to masturbate with a replica of them. That person is Farrah Abraham, and she obviously thinks her junk is something special.

We thought we couldn't roll our eyes any higher up into our heads after hearing about the Teen Mom star's line of sex toys molded off her own body, but we were wrong. So wrong, you guys. Prepare your eyes to meet the ceiling, because they surely will when you hear how much Farrah is charging for her sex toys.

For the low, low price of $449, Farrah's "backdoor entry" product can be yours. But wait! There's more! It vibrates too. Installments plans (most likely) not available.

If you're not feeling that spendy, you may still be in luck, because you can get the "full-on" Farrah p**** for a bargain basement $198. That one vibrates too. Batteries not included.

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Just in case you were unconvinced that you need a silicone replica of Farrah's "love tunnels" hidden under your bed for special play time, let me share with you the best advertising for sex toys ever. "As close to the real thing as you can get without paying Child Support." See? It's all just good clean fun!

Or for $500ish, you could buy an iPad. Just saying.

Are you sticker-shocked by the price of Farrah Abraham's sex toys?


Image via Farrah Abraham/Instagram

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nonmember avatar krystian

Or for 8 bucks I can get a penis ring that vibrates,

nonmember avatar tx rose

As usual Farrah has totally misrepresented what her sex toy line would be... I've read where she has described them as toys for healthy loving couples to use to spice things up in the bedroom. I'm sure you all know what comes to mind with that description...and it' NOT molds of her corn hole & vag. But that's ALL there is. Nothing else. How could ANYONE be ok with a mold of your privates on the market to be bought by lonely losers to hump on in the privacy of their mother's basement? Wow. Just one more hideous thing for Sophia to have to deal with in the future. That poor kid. Surely not that many will sell...just consider who would buy them. GROSS!

LA HouseParties

Farrah Abraham is a crzy woman. Did you see the sex tape? It was so wild. She got hammered into the bed like a rusty 9 inch nail. He vag was visually swollen shut as the guy rammed up in it. Its too wild!

Stoke... Stokely-Wessel

I can buy my husband a penis ring for 5 bucks at walmart. And I can get my husband this shit for 60 bucks. At lions den

Stoke... Stokely-Wessel

I feel sorry for her child. She has to grow up with that. Smh. Shes needs to grow up stop thinking that life is all about getting her holes ripped apart. And take care of her child.

nonmember avatar Happy Jack

You guys got this all wrong. 1st, I bought this toy in desperation since I hadn't had sex in over a year (it happens) and I was considering worse ideas (like Nevada's legal brothels). It was very visually attractive, and her name caught my attention. I expected it to be totally worthless. Toys for guys usually are. I was wrong. This toy feels COMPLETELY like the real thing! Indistinguishable. A penis ring can't be compared to this on any level. This is like real sex. I'm not thinking of going to Nevada anymore. I no longer find myself assessing women I meet as to their potential sexual availability, but can relate to them as friends. And my depression is gone. Women have had great toys for decades, guys none. Now we've got one and it's a bad thing? No. I have no shame about using such a wonderful toy, and I credit Farrah Abraham for daring to risk scathing criticism for putting herself out there, not just for her own financial benefit, but also for the benefit of others. Sex toy parity between men and women has finally been acheived. That's a good thing. If female critics want to be consistent, they should permanently dispose of all their toys, massagers and shower massages, and just wait on a good man. Hope you're patient.

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