Kim Kardashian Does the Most 'Selfish' Thing Ever

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When you think of a coffee table book, you think of a book full of great works of art, or beautiful furniture, or perhaps Ming dynasty ceramic vases. Or then there's the coffee table book full of pictures of Kim Kardashian's face. Maybe you'd put that in your bathroom for times you think you'll be awhile. Anyway, this book isn't a joke -- there is actually a hardcover 352-page book coming out of Kim's Instagram selfies. And the book is called "Selfish." Oh, that Kim Kardashian. At least she knows what she's about.

The book, published by Rizzoli Universe and hitting stores in spring 2015, might explain why Kim is so obsessed with taking pictures of herself, and why she told her mom while on vacation in Thailand that she wanted to take 1,200 selfies. Perhaps she already had the book deal.

While this isn't the kind of thing I'd expect to see reviewed in The New York Times (though the way things are going, you never know), it's kind of an ingenius idea. Despite the fact that people can view these same selfies online for free, I'm sure some suckers will shell out for the hardcover version. I mean, look how many people bought Fifty Shades of Grey.

If Kim is super smart (and she is in some ways) then she would write little inspirational quotes or some such thing next to the selfie. Something like, "Here I couldn't decide whether to show my ass or boobs. So I tried to do both. I think I succeeded. Never give up!"

I can see the chapters now: "Chapter One: Duck Face. Chapter Two: Duck Face." Okay, so you don't buy this book for variety.

I could actually see this becoming a total thing. Khloe could be next. Miley Cyrus. Amanda Bynes was going good there for awhile before she got in the psych ward.

Oh, and book title, Kim? Perfecto. Selfish. Love it. So straightforward. So modern. So totally 100 percent absolutely true.

Would you buy Kim's book?

 

Images via KimKardashian/Instagram and Rizzoli Universe

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Tammy Cortez

I hope nobody buys it. Narcissistic whore

nonmember avatar Beth

She paid a lot for that face.

nonmember avatar llinda

She is so stupid....what about her baby?

Ruth Birnbaum

this woman and her family are nobodies. The only thing they have done is porn directed and sold by their mother. Maybe they will all go away if you stop posting articles on them.PLEASE

Lando... Landon2012

Ahh a book about herself not a surprise at all . Maybe she should write a book about how she should be a better mom instead of a self absorbed snot. I am with you Ruth if they would stop posting stuff about her she would be nobody.

nonmember avatar Anonymous Mom

Believe it or not she's not the first person to come out with a book of just about her! The fact that it is an all picture book and there is no pictorials, tutorials or anything like that is beside the point. The Kardashian's are not bad people, just another reality show that believe it or not half of America watches! Please Americans cannot go on daily without a little bit of reality and drama and with their show you the inside look of the Beverly Hills rich people...I don't think she's selfish at all the reason her book isnt entitled "my selfies" is I mean that would be more selfish than her actual title that they chose.

nonmember avatar Guest

Ingenious, not "ingenius." Are we all turning into Kardashian-level fools?

nonmember avatar Mollory Cummins

Seriously she isn't an ugly person but she isn't that damn pretty and the only ones who would want that many pictures of her face are the guys who do think she's pretty and want to ejaculate on her whore face. She's gross and so is her despicable husband.

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