Remember the days when Madonna was genuinely controversial and transformative? She wore her bra on the outside of her clothes. She danced around crosses. Okay, maybe it wasn't that brilliant, but somehow she made it work because her songs were so catchy, her attitude so fresh, her look so original. But what the hell is she doing now? Despite being 55 years old and a mom, Madonna seems more desperate than ever to remain relevant by showing off her body. Granted, it's an awesome bod. But really only someone as young as Miley Cyrus can get away with acting like a stripper, and even she can't get away with it lots of times. So what the HELL is this new Instagram photo Madge put up? Call it ... the Vadge.
Madonna, whose Insta photos have already sparked pockets of outrage (remember when she posted a pic of her underage son holding a bottle of booze?), decided to post a picture of her vagina. Okay, she's wearing panties -- but still.
She then thought better of it and deleted it, but this is the Internet, Madonna. There is no delete button for a celebrity!
I don't know if she's still trying to prove to everyone she is in shape (yes, we know, Madge, we know) or if she's trying to out-selfie Kim Kardashian or what, but is this really necessary?
Look, I think Madonna can do whatever she likes. Just because you're in your 50s doesn't mean you curl up and die. I'm sure Madonna is still banging young dudes, and good for her.
I just don't know why anyone thinks a photo like this is necessary. And no matter what they say, her kids have got to be a tad embarrassed.
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But hey, we had the selfie, then the belfie, now we have the Vadge. Madonna is still inventing!
Necessary or not?
Image via Madonna/Instagram