Whoa, guys. If you've ever wondered who would win in a fight -- Justin Bieber or Orlando Bloom -- wonder no more. Our favorite Shakespearean actor and dad made the pop star bad boy run for the hills after Bloom reportedly threw a punch at Bieber.
For real. This really happened. At least, that's what we've learned from TMZ, and why wouldn't we believe it?? Considering how Biebs manages to piss off every single person in his path, why wouldn't Bloom be above it? And it seems the reason behind the bad blood between them is as common as can be: Bloom has been hanging out with Justin's ex Selena Gomez, and Justin has been spotted getting intimate with Bloom's ex and his son's mama, Miranda Kerr.
Does anyone feel like it's high school all over again?
So here's the scoop: both Orlando and Bieber were dining out at Cipriani restaurant in Ibiza, along with other celebs like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. The boys got into an argument -- no one is quite sure how it started -- and Biebs could be heard saying, "What's up b***h?" during the fight.
Well, Bloom wasn't going to take that from the pip squeak, so he punched him. Instead of hitting him back, we've got to hand it to Bieber for using his head for once and taking the high road by leaving the eatery.
And, as he left, folks apparently applauded. Check it out:
But things didn't end there -- oh, no. From his lonely hotel room, Justin reportedly posted a hot photo of Miranda on his Instagram -- it has since been deleted -- to get the last word, I guess? So much for taking the high road!
Bloom and Kerr split up in October. The parents have kept their reasons for parting private, but tongues were wagging after the model was spotted hanging out with Bieber in 2012. And Bloom was caught hanging out with Selena in April, which also got people talking and, we're sure, upset Bieber quite a bit, since he seems like the jealous type where she is concerned.
But fighting over women? Really? We don't see Miranda and Selena going at each other's throats because their exes were hanging out. It's juvenile behavior, particularly since all parties involved are single and able to mingle with whomever they want.
With that said, I can't help but feel Justin had this coming.
Would you take Orlando Bloom or Justin Bieber's side in this fight?
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