'50 Shades' Trailer: 9 Things That Will Make You Gag (PHOTOS)

Fiiiiinaaaallllyyyyyy!!! The Fifty Shades of Grey trailer was released and OMIGAWD. We finally get our first look at Anastasia and Christian. Not to mention the Red Room of Pain and Charlie Tango. But nothing about the books, nor the movie's casting, nor the trailer has ever gone smoothly. Fans are always divided. And the trailer is no different. For some ... it's everything they wanted and more. For others ... not so much.

Count me in the latter category. I admit I'm not a fan of the books; however, I was sort of looking forward to the movie, primarily because I know I'll be forced to go see it (thanks, coworkers!) and I'd prefer to be entertained for two hours rather than bored silly -- or trying to stifle my laughter. But alas. The trailer promised more of the bored/laughing experience than the entertained one. Here are nine things about the Fifty trailer that made me, well, GAG.

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Jennifer Mansfield

I'm sorry but I watched the trailer and I am not gonna waist my money.........I might check it out next year when it is in the $5 bin at WalMart.

Page Adams

He's not stern enough! Joseph Morgan should have been CG


 

Janice Felicia Richmond

This BS needs to stop it just a freaking trailer.  The entire movie will tell you if Jamie is  good Christian Grey.  Which I think he is.  Articles like this make me sick.

nonmember avatar cari h

Clearly the author didn't read the books.....

Mediea Dardis

The trailer is awesome. Haters will be haters!!!!

nonmember avatar Maria-Luminita

This blog/ post it's total rubbish of the worst kind. Written maliciously and with utter ignorance

As for those already criticizing the movie and the actors, you need to stop the infantile whinning and criticism. See the movie first, give it a chance before you kill it with your pathetic unfulfilled fantasies.

nonmember avatar Jennifer rob

Whoever the writer of this blog is, is obviously not familiar with the book at all. He might not be the best fit for Christian but the lines that they say came directly out of the book and they have a back story to what they mean. Why don't you read the book before you judge the story.

nonmember avatar Cynthia

Waste* I don't know how you "waist" money.

nonmember avatar Melissa

Why so much negativity about this movie? If you don't like it, why bother commenting? Negative comments won't influence true fans!!! Love the books and I'm going to see the movie!! And I will most likely pay to see it more than once!!!

Srije... Srijelita

I think the trailer is great. I think some people have to remember that E L James had her say in the movie and she would of wanted it to be as true to the book as possible. Some people have to get over themselves and see bagging out something because its not what they wanted is just childish.

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