Before we get started, let's note that while many of us ladies love lookin' at an attractive group of men -- The Bachelorette: Men Tell All is so much less interesting than The Bachelor: Women Tell All. Period. No contest. Why? Because men just don't naturally sit around in a circle and talk for two hours. So when they do? Epic TV just isn't happening. Awkwardness is happening. At the very least, I was hoping for some 'bows to be thrown and a few tears. Fail, ABC. Fail.
Now -- I'll say this: I don't think that Marquel is the right candidate for the next Bachelor (and he won't be because he's on the upcoming season of Bachelor in Paradise). But man, we saw tonight that he's one handsome fella with a whole ton of class. How he could feel so much anger but not erupt at Andrew was impressive. Insert: Honorable mention of Marquel's cookie boutonniere.
So, if not Marquel, then the question remains: Who will be the next Bachelor?
I'm not a huge fan of Chris but he seems to be like the only logical choice, especially since on tonight's Men Tell All, producers once again painted him as a lovable, single guy on the hunt for eternal love. Both of the other top two fan favorites (Marquel and Marcus) are headed to paradise. Chris said it best himself: it's not all that easy to find a wife in Iowa. So, what better place to find a lovely woman than on national TV? Plus, the world already is head over heels for his mom. (I'll pay someone who can find me some sort of faux Twitter or Facebook page for her.)
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Will he be entertaining to watch? He's easy on the eyes, that's for sure. No question, there are a fair share of women who think he's the pitch fork-toting McDreamy of 2014. But something for me seems off, and I'm not exactly sure if it would keep my attention for a full season as much as the one that's coming to a close now.
With that said, there was that little slip up from Andi last week hinting Chris could be the next Bachelor. Will he? Won't he? I guess we'll just have to wait until after The Bachelorette finale next week to find out.
Who do you see being the next Bachelor? Who do you think would be the worst choice?
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