Farrah Abraham Landed a Movie Role ... Because She's an Actress Now

Farrah AbrahamFarrah Abraham already has loads of screen time under her belt, what with her episode of 16 and Pregnant, four seasons of Teen Mom, and not to mention her venture into adult films with her sex tape porn video Backdoor Teen Mom. Yup, this girl has been lighting up our screens for years, and we still can't get enough.

Have no fear! Farrah's coming through for us, and this time she'll be larger than life on the big screen. She recently told Us Weekly, "I will be acting in two movies ... and I’m kind of staying closer to roles that are Christian-based."

*Record screech*

Say what again? Our favorite porn star, our darling hawt mess of Farrah is not only going to be a movie star, but she's going to play Christian roles? Can you just see her in Mandy Moore's shoes in A Walk to Remember?

You'll have to excuse our incredulousness here ... it's just that ... it's Farrah. Come on, this is the girl who has her own line of sex toys modeled after her very own girly bits. She sat in silicone so that anyone who wants to have the experience of Farrah in between the sheets may do so. I don't think that's the kind of selflessness God was talking about in the Bible.

And what about her erotic novel, the one that's going to give Fifty Shades of Grey a run for its money (or something)? Or the time she said she and her 5-year-old daughter Sophia would have some stellar mommy 'n' me bonding time if she ever decides to do a porno like dear old mumsy?

Well Hell's bells, y'all. We certainly can't wrap our brains around Farrah's latest ambition to be a Christian movie star, but you know what they say about God -- with him all things are possible.

What do you think of Farrah Abraham's pronouncement about taking on Christian roles in the movies?

 

Image via Farrah Abraham/Instagram

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LeeshaE LeeshaE

I think it's perfect look at Ted Haggard, Christian marketing is all about hypocrisy and skeletons in the closet.

nonmember avatar Linda

Is it just me or does her face look really strange. Like she's had more crappy plastic surgery.

nonmember avatar meg

She is such a contradiction. No Christian will watch those videos.

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