This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the producers (so the rabid genius of a monkey employed by Ryan Seacrest and Kris Jenner wearing a full Darth Vader suit) really, really wanted us to care about Kris and Bruce Jenner bickering as the family vacationed together in Thailand. If we weren't going to do that, they wanted us to worry about Rob Kardashian failing to show up for the flight. But because we are, as a nation, distracted by boobs, butts, and Brody Jenner, the moment we can't get over this week is Brody catching Kim Kardashian basically naked.
I laughed, I cried, I ignored the entire sequence where they got a tour of the resort and then went zip-lining. Kim kind of had this awkward moment coming. Much like me, she did not pay a whit of attention to her stunning surroundings other than mewling that she heard the food in Thailand was good. She spent her time creating a book of sexy selfies for Kanye West.
Which, fine, I'll admit, is what I too spend most of my time doing. That said, I always make sure that no one I am related to by law or blood happens to saunter past while my (admittedly fabulous) nipples are out. Kim was not so savvy. Kim has also extended the definition of 'selfie' so that it allows a photo to be taken of you by your put-upon personal assistant, so yeah, I can't exactly be all aghast at her lack of propriety.
Poor Brody Jenner. He was minding his own business and stumbled across this bizarre tableau of his stepsister humping a water fountain in Thailand. She was mortified and he ran giggling to tell his brother. That's when "the truth" was revealed. Brody got a little turned on by what he saw. In his own words: "Half chub," y'all. I mean, no one blames him for this. He essentially wandered into the average dude's wet dream. Can't wait for next week to see how he enacts his nude revenge on Kim.
Have you ever walked in on a relative in the buff?
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