Ok, can I get a show of hands as to who else is ready to get Andi Dorfman's season of The Bachelorette over and done with so we can move on to better things? And if you aren't quite tired of her yet, then maybe hearing about the shocking plot twist on Bachelor in Paradise will make you count down the days until August 4 when the show premieres.
Oh yes ... there's a twist that will throw the contestants for a total loop and make things even more dramatic than ever in Mexico. I'm so excited about it I can hardly stand it.
Believe it or not, we don't yet know all of the members of the Bachelor in Paradise cast. As two people are eliminated each week, two new former Bachelor/Bachelorette contestants will show up to take their place -- and possibly break up relationships and give us the pleasure of seeing even more people do the ugly cry.
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OMG. Aren't you dying to know who will wind up returning?!? Hopefully ABC has picked out some really controversial and/or notorious past contestants to crash the party -- because we're in for a real treat if that's the case.
I can't wait to see the looks on the original cast members' faces when Chris Harrison announces that some unexpected guests have arrived. You know their jaws are going to be on the floor.
Ugh. Come on, August 4 -- hurry up and get here already!
Who would you like to see show up on Bachelor in Paradise?
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