What the WHAT?! Wasn't it like yesterday -- I mean, literally, yesterday -- that actress Michelle Rodriguez was hot and heavy with superstar model Cara Delevingne? Well, silly me. I forgot how quickly these celebs move on. And seriously, people, you won't believe who Michelle has moved on with -- none other than pretty boy actor turned troubled former (?) addict, Zac Efron. Like I said, WHAT?!
Michelle and Cara had been PDA'ing up a storm for at least the past year -- and it was kind of cool to see a lesbian couple get so much non-judgmental press. Thanks Ellen and Portia.
But Michelle switched teams in record time. Who would have thought that the 26-year-old former Disney star was her speed? Then again, Michelle, as we know, likes to party. And so does Zac, though he's supposed to have put those days behind him. Could this lead anywhere good?
I don't think anyone saw this one coming, but judging by the paparazzi shots of the two living it up on a trip to Sardinia, it's for real. Zac is all over Michelle. Who even knew they knew each other long enough to take a vacation together? Maybe they met there? What's happening????
And poor Cara. She and Michelle appeared to be a totally loving couple only about, well, three minutes ago. Now Michelle seems to have moved on with lightning speed. Actually, lightning doesn't even move this fast.
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Got to give credit where credit is due though. At 35, Michelle looks fantastic, and she seems to have no trouble scooping up all of the hot celebs of both sexes. Wonder what her secret is? If you could bottle and sell it, you'd make a fortune.
I've gone both ways. I do as I please. I am too f--king curious to sit here and not try when I can. Men are intriguing. So are chicks.
All I have to say is watch your man, ladies. And watch your girlfriend, fellas. Because Michelle can have anyone she wants!
Do you think their love will last? Is it even for real?
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